Topic: If I could find a woman just like Trip..

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,951

I would be the happiest man in the world..

+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #520,563

chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i —
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (A)
oh yeah then what am i doing this summer?
(it's archaeology)
lol

·Syntax (you) — 1 minute ago,
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> (it's archaeology)

Why do all that when you can study ruins by just studying bert.

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+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,564

Finding someone like that wouldn't do you any good. They still wouldn't be interested in you, bruh.

Do you have a six month plan to build a fortune, turn your life around, get fit and sober, etc? That could help.

+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,566

@previous (C)
>
> Do you have a six month plan
lol
bert only plans his next 6 minutes, in search of his next epic 5 shots.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,567

you could find someone like me
but they wouldn't be into you

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,568

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You will NEVER find anyone who would devote themselves to your happiness as I would do..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,569

@previous (F)
i will also NEVER find anyone who is as dysfunctional and abusive as you!

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,570

@520,568 (F)

If you commit to a job and sobriety I'm sure you can find some older widow in the trailer park to spend your days with.

+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,571

@previous (C)
bert is in competition with women, who chose dogs instead of a man like bert.
https://minichan.org/topic/24606

+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,572

@previous (G)
>>>/minichan/

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·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,573

@previous (Syntax)

And my browser blocks that link. You should stop posting links of pics where men like you eat turds on video.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,579

@520,569 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You could change me..

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,581

@previous (A)

There's no incentive for them to "change" you, and it's a tall order considering the state you're in.

You're the only one with any incentive to change your life and you're just too lazy or stupid to do it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,582

@previous (C)
Quit cock blocking me..

thanks..

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,588

@previous (A)

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,590

@520,579 (A)
uhhh why would i want to
this isn't a romcom and i'm not your manic pixie dream girl

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,591

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I didn't say you were..

just remember I like you...I like you a lot..

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,594

@previous (A)
Until, once again, she turns you down, and you call her a trick.....

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,595

@520,591 (A)
I would prefer not to remember that

+Anonymous K — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,596

@OP
This is the only woman you'll ever find, and even she's way out of your league.

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