Topic: Bert, is this you?

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,941

+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #520,411

No that isn't bert that is moi!

+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,414

@previous (Syntax)

Clone so sorry to hear you so fucked up

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,431

i have a feeling that bert is overweight

+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,446

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You would water you flowers if you saw me...probably..

I used to be a fatfuck at two sixty five about a year and a half ago..

now I am about two twenty and I want to be right around two hundred before summer is done..

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,447

@previous (E)
$45

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,448

@520,431 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He's been cutting with the new extreme poverty diet, at the homeless phase for about a year, but the alcoholism is probably slowing down his progress all the same.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,449

@520,447 (F)
so...is this gonna be like Matt's three hundred and twelve...or whatever it was..

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,450

@previous (E)
You'll have to share before and after photos if we're going to compare your homeless diet to the tuberculosis diet.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,453

@previous (F)
I actually have access to a pic of me laying around at the hospital after my two negro beatdown...I am fat as fuck in that compared to right now..

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,454

@previous (E)
Well, you should have serviced those negros before you went to your tent for the night.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,457

@previous (G)
but I'm not gay...and I was about a quart low on blood and had a pretty bad headache..

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,458

@520,453 (E)

Most people get lean after a while when they go on a starvation diet.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,461

@previous (F)
actually the best way to get lean is eat good food like five times a day...that is supposed to boost your metabolism..

·Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,463

@520,457 (E)
> but I'm not gay...and I was about a quart low on blood and had a pretty bad headache..

Gaybert, Gaybert, Gaybert........ everyone knows about your sucking dick for spare change habit. Come on man, just get it out in the open, and be done with it.....

·Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,465

@520,461 (E)
but you only eat what? Once a day if youre lucky?

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,466

@520,461 (E)
It also helps if they're not alcoholics.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,468

nobody is perfect..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,481

@520,446 (E)
i'm not into disgustingly lascivious middle aged alcoholic men

lecher

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,482

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
quit flattering yourself...honey...and go shave your mustache..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,483

@previous (E)
who's been hitting on whom?

also your idea of a "diet" might be why you're fat
it's calories in vs calories what
always

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,485

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I still think you are all that...but I have seriously toned down the creepy remarks...and you know that...yet here you are acting like I have not been trying... apparently just because you are bored..or something..

pffffft....women..

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,491

@previous (E)
> and go shave your mustache..

You ain't toned down Gaybert, you said that because she admitted your disgusting, filthy, unwashed, crusty armpits, does not appeal to her.

That's why you threw that mustache comment in, she hurt your feelings....

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,496

@520,485 (E)
guess what, nobody owes you forgiveness, friendship, cookies, or a gold fucking star for "trying" not to be a fucking creep
most people manage to not be fucking creeps just fine. i don't give a flying fuck whether you are "trying" or not because that is what a fucking normal human being does

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,499

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Damn!!!! Rip Bert a new asshole, cause them negros already tore up his original one...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,502

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
ugh it's just such a huge sense of entitlement for meeting (sorry, trying to meet) the basic requirements of an acceptable human being

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,505

@520,483 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Maybe he visited some PUA site recently and is trying negging since nothing else has worked for him.

@520,485 (E)
Aren't you almost at 15 years into your dry spell now?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,527

@previous (F)
the social contract is a concept for a reason. there are just things that it is agreed you do or do not do in order to maintain a functional society. threatening to rape people is one of the things you do not do. you don't get kudos for fulfilling your end of the social contract. it is just expected. also i like how he has yet to cut out the threats of physical violence because that's just fucking fine and dandy. isn't it great to threaten to curbstomp people? one of my favourite pasttimes, personally.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,534

@520,502 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I guess Bert is so far into himself, and alcohol, that he has no concept of being a normal, acceptable, human being.

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,556

@520,446 (E)
> two sixty five about a year and a half ago..
@520,446 (E)
> now I am about two twenty

So in other words being on the street is good for you.

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,558

@previous (Syntax)
I don't know if I'd say it that way...but I do not miss that forty five pounds of blubber..

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,560

@520,556 (Syntax)
> So in other words being on the street is good for you.

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