Topic: Why can't we be friends?
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,933
Now Bert is a Southern gent,
Too bad all of his money's spent!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #520,306
Now everyone's got Syntax's dox,
But did you know he loves surfer boy cocks?
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,307
On seems like a pretty smart guy,
But he's got those little slanted eyes!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,308
Triptych claims to be a Punjabi man,
But she's a chick from Pakistan!
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+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,309
Catherine pretends to be a chick,
But he still has his pebbles and stick!
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+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,310
@previous (B)
lay off cAthy..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,311
@520,309 (B)
Now TGComix, is such a prick,
He loves sucking that ladyboy dick!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,312
@520,310 (C)
What are you gonna do if I don't Bert?
Pull out my cock and take a slurp?
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,313
@previous (B)
You know the truth, from what I hear,
A bottle of Everclear's in Bert's rear!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,314
@previous (A)
You know Bert loves pocket change,
That's why he keeps his niggers in close range.
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,315
@previous (B)
To get a little heroin,
Bert often sucks, the cocks of men!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,316
@previous (A)
Bert can't wait to go to jail,
He wants big Bubba in his cell!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,317
@previous (B)
haha
The last time Bert, talked to a girl,
He was stealin' his sick mom's pearls!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,318
@previous (A)
Bert, Bert, hes in a rut,
He likes cock in his butt!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,319
@previous (B)
His first day in the prison yard,
He's gonna get assraped really hard!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,320
@previous (A)
Lol
Bert loves to brown nose Syntax,
Everyone knows that a trufax!
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+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,321
quality thread
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,323
@520,320 (B)
Syntax just turned one hundred and six,
He still loves sucking those surfer boy dicks!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,324
@ 520,323
TGComix prances 'round in a cape,
But Bert threatens homeless rape!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,326
@previous (B)
The last time Bert had some cash,
He blew it on a heroin stash!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,331
@previous (A)
Bert, Bert, Knoxville's Scum,
Loves his mouth full of cum!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,342
@previous (B)
The only thing Bert likes more than bankroll,
Is some gay HIV bum's stanky hole!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,343
On's Chinese culture, is oh so neat,
Everyone just shits in the the street!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,344
@520,342 (A)
Bert, Bert, hes so fat,
His fantasy is to suck off Matt!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,345
@previous (B)
Matt's posted here years ago, at best,
Yet those like you, are still obsessed!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,346
TGComix is really gay,
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,348
@520,345 (A)
We know it's you Matt,
Because of your TG attacks!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,349
@previous (B)
You think Matt is everyone,
That makes you look, really dumb!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,350
@520,346 (A)
Matt, you think you're a hit,
When you start talking about shit!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,351
@520,349 (A)
You're really obsessed with Syntax,
And that is a trufax!
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,352
OPenis says no more,
Because Granny Iris was a whore.
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,353
@previous (B)
Matt went silent yo,
His momma's on the go,
She is a dirty ho,
Everytime I tell her no,
She threaten to give me a blo,
Oh hell no....
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,354
Matt is a pedo, asked a teen for a pic of her vulva,
Wanted to fap to it while driving his Volvo.
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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,355
Matt? Matt?
Hey, it's your turn buddy!
Don't you still wanna be my friend?
+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,358
Niggers
·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,359
@previous (E)
Niggertalk.org
Where no matter how you talk, your posts come out in nigger language.
·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,373
Matt abandoned his thread,
Maybe cause there's men in his bed,
He's busy giving head!
I don't wanna be your friend!
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I don't wanna be your friend!
+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,387
People are so obsessed with Matt,
They're gay losers, how 'bout that!
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·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,389
Bert, you'd better pay that bail,
Or else you're gonna end up in jail!
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·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,392
Ducky met Quack in such a rush,
That crazy girl, forgot to flush!
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+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,433
@520,308 (A)
did you know that part of punjab is in pakistan
·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,489
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
that must be awful for Punjab...I guess..
·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,494
@previous (C)
uhhh
you don't know anything about history or geography, do you
just stfu about it
·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,498
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Hey, he got his ged. That means hes smarter than those with a high school diploma, and/or a college education.
Hes such a fuxking idiot....
·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,501
@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
also, as a white american who has absolutely no experience with the countries/regions involved, he is more knowledgeable on the topic than someone whose family has been directly affected by it
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