Topic: Hey Syntax

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,914

You are close, personal friends with many government leaders and captains of industry, as you regularly claim. Why won't you get Bert a job?

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+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #520,096

@OP
This!

+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,098

Would you vouch for Bert and put your reputation on the line?

I sure as fuck wouldn't.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,100

@previous (C)
> Would you vouch for Bert and put your reputation on the line?
>
> I sure as fuck wouldn't.

This.
On top of this, I don't think Syntax, workung in a high-tech satellite field of biz, would know any min-paid no edu requirement post vacancy for a homeless alcoholist who meddle with the law.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,114

@OP
> personal friends with many government leaders and captains of industry,

Gov leaders - many years ago - Don't no a single one now Unless a few of the past are still alive

Captains of Industry - Indeed but that is all super Hi Teck stuff and then there is the matter of er drinking n drugs

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,163

@520,100 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Tru.

Part of me would be amused if Syntax did help him bullshit his way towards a technical job, I'm not sure he could make it past the interview, and certainly not beyond the first day.

@previous (Syntax)

Train Bert in your KGB techniques for corporate espionage and sabotage, make the company take a hit, leak story, buy stocks, pad your wallet while Bert pads a prison cell. Everyone wins.

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,165

@previous (C)
> Train Bert in your KGB techniques for corporate espionage and sabotage, make the company take a hit, leak story, buy stocks, pad your wallet while Bert pads a prison cell. Everyone wins.

Me thinks you have been curious about Everclear and are having Hallucinations

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,166

@previous (Syntax)

Is that a commie jedi mind trick?

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,168

@previous (C)

Hallucinations are wot you need them2be

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,170

@520,163 (C)
> Part of me would be amused if Syntax did help him bullshit his way towards a technical job, I'm not sure he could make it past the interview, and certainly not beyond the first day.

He wouldn't even be able to step into the building for the interview, the guards would not let a filthy drunken homeless get in.

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 47 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,176

Debial how sad. Total how you have e daid good gal dbyr.

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,180

@520,170 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

This is probably true, it's hard to suspend disbelief enough that Bert could successfully get to through the door, or get a job, let alone damage some company's crucial infrastructure or w/e even with former KGB and current FSB help. :(

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,183

@520,176 (F)
> Debial how sad. Total how you have e daid good gal dbyr.

Beyond belief

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,207

I could use a good referral..

+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,209

@previous (F)

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,210

@previous (G)
Maybe...soon..

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,213

@520,207 (F)
Okay, you have two phones, right?

List your non-primary phone as a reference, esp. some bs company or a place that closed down recently, and give yourself a glowing review, but it still needs to be believable. Like a shit-tier position, but you were on time, and dependable, etc.

You're welcome, nerd.

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+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,264

@520,210 (F)
Highl..doubtful..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,265

@520,213 (C)
Save your typing. If you've ever noticed with Bert, he never follows anyone's advice.

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,329

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

This is true, but it's one of those lyfhax that other tinycomrades could conceivably benefit from... although I'm not sure anyone has fucked up their life enough, besides Bert, to take advantage of it.

·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,333

@previous (C)
> although I'm not sure anyone has fucked up their life enough, besides Bert, to take advantage of it.

I can think of someone who recently died and once was a poster on TC and later a Mod on MC
Nexus

He recently started on the Hormone patch to gender bend self. His melt down ended up as a Suicide recently.

+Anonymous I — 9.2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,334

@previous (Syntax)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #520,336

@520,333 (Syntax)

Nexi died, but Bert is still alive? There's no justice in this world. :/

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