Topic: My gaurd-cat passed away last night.

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,898

She was my best friend. It should have been my worthless human shell...
R.I.P. Maja,
The best gaurd-cat ever to bless Tinychania. Almost as grate as FuckAlms, herself. Maja didn't know how to operate a fucking computer, though.

I'm very sad... I will miss my kitty very much...

+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #519,933

@OP
I know that is a tough time..
wish I could think of something to say to help you feel better..

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #519,934

rip :(

·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,939

@OP
I sat down and told my favorite cat friend of your loss..

she seemed concerned...and said meow...meow meow...meow..

I'm pretty sure that meant something like... farewell...sweet princess..

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,940

:( sorry beebs

<- this is cheryl
i am sure she is sad for you too
or would be if she knew

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,942

Thanks, tinycomrades, I'm not beebs though. I know it's stupid and wasteful to spend your last 20 bucks on beer and cigarettes, but dammit if I didn't. Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least I'm off today.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,943

@previous (A)
beebs as a pet name, not as in the poster

n cut yourself a break, you deserve a lil indulgence rn

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,945

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

I got ya, thanks nugget. I can at least rest easy knowing I still have a home, and that she's no longer in pain. Plus my brother is gonna drop off a Labrador puppy this afternoon, so that should help with the sadness.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,957

I'm just gonna share some pictofiles.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,958

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,959

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,960

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,961

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,962

+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,963

@519,942 (A)
> I know it's stupid and wasteful to spend your last 20 bucks on beer and cigarettes, but dammit if I didn't. Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least I'm off today.

bert is a cat lover as well and you should share the beer and cigarettes as he will feel your pain and commensurate with you

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,964

@previous (E)

Fuck that, I earned that 20 bucks, and I'll only share these beers and cigarettes with my close friends. That goes for my reefers as well. Fuck Bert, and how dare you insinuate I would associate with the likes of Bert. Here's a picture of a mountain, after a blizzard passed through.

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·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,966

@previous (A)
> Fuck that, I earned that 20 bucks, and I'll only share these beers and cigarettes with my close friends. That goes for my reefers as well. Fuck Bert, and how dare you insinuate I would associate with the likes of Bert. Here's a picture of a mountain, after a blizzard passed through.

wow...what a dickhead..

·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,967

@519,964 (A)

Beers cigarettes reffers and that mountain.
As you know bert is a mountain man.

You have so much and he has so little. Except for a very large Liver

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,968

@519,966 (B)

Fuck you, bitch ass, pansy ass, cock munchin' ass, nugget. The difference between you and I, is that I won't buy alcohol for a long time after this. I won't be craving it, come Tuesday.

@previous (E)

Bert is responsible for his own problems. Even if I wanted to share with Bert, which I do not, I don't live in Bumphuck Tennessee or wherever the fuck he's living, so...

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+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,972

@OP

This is the only downside to pets. One day an enterprising tinychanian scientist will make them immortal super soldiers, but in the meantime we have to say goodbye after a while.

Sorry about the fallen comrade, comrade, I'll pour a sprite on the ground in their memory.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,973

@previous (F)

Satan bless Tinychania.

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,974

@previous (A)

Hellalouiejah.

+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,977

@519,973 (A)
You need to live a life that will get you into the pearly gates of heaven. Then you will be reunited with your cat.

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,978

@previous (G)

There's no such criteria for NeoEden, it's just invite only, and they've already secured invites.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,980

@519,974 (F)

That nugget, too.
Pic semi-related.

@519,977 (G)

Why would an all-knowing God take what was essentially my child. There is no god, We're born with out pupose, we live for no reason, and we all die alone.

Don't give me that "testing you" buttshits, I'm not buying it. The humans are an attempt by the martians, to expand their genus beyond the contraction of a star that was cooling and shrinking.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,981

@previous (A)

BTW, worst attempt ever...

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,988

@519,980 (A)

I think they were trying for a rise, but anyone that knows anything knows that humans were a botched lab experiment. Cats simply took mercy upon us and have guided our evolution for many millennia now.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,989

@previous (F)

Nah, cats held a higher importance on Mars, hence the ancient Egyptians(most alien visited time in human history) worshiping them as gods. They were given to man by the "gods."

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+Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,994

@previous (A)
I hate that your cat died...but this stuff is retarded...what are you...twelve..

·Dr.Louie GK Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,995

@previous (H)

Fuck you, guard cats are a crucial part of Tinychania. If you do not understand the severity of the loss of a guard-cat such as Maja, I have no choice but to label you Reptoid Sympathizing Statist Scum.

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·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,998

@519,989 (A)
What about Martian cat hybrids?

This one for example.

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,999

@519,994 (H)

Shouldn't you be working on your cirrhosis or finding a job?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,001

@519,998 (F)

Jesus was the last alien hybrid, cats are an alien species.

Edit: Really, if you get into what I'm selling, everything is an alien species, especially man.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,002

@previous (A)

It's all starting to come together.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,004

@previous (F)

Ha. Sorry to push my beliefs so hard. Fuck organized religion, tho.

·Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,016

@previous (A)
says the nerd..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,018

@previous (H)

Says the mad homeless guy.

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,019

@520,004 (A)

No worries, you didn't even ask me to join the cult.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #520,299

@519,958 (A)
> Pokemon Blue, Red, Yellow, and Pinball
You, sir, are a fine upstanding gentleman and in no way a faggot.

Take heart knowing your cat is in a better place now. A place without reptilians.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #520,300

@519,957 (A)
that's a beautiful bb <3

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #520,356

@520,299 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

That does make me feel a little better. Knowing the squamous ones can't get their cold-blooded claws on her.

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Thanks, she was a very beautiful kitty. I miss her very much.

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·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #520,400

@previous (A)
business cat of solidarity

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #520,403

@519,989 (A)
i'm skeptical that ancient egyptians actually worshipped them as gods. the magical papyri have spells that involve sacrificing cats.
maybe they just thought cats held power.

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