Topic: Hey Syntax, thought you'd like this!!!!
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago #47,868
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #519,683
pretty sure that's fake
+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,694
@previous (B)
Im pretty sure its accurate. Bruce Jenner ate Wheaties for so long, it made him feel like a woman. So, he cut off his junk, and called himself Caitlyn.
+Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,708
I am very sure that is true. Probably the same if you ate cardboard for as many years. We will have to ask Cathy if she eats such.
+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,721
@previous (Syntax)
We have a pretty good idea of Catherine's diet, and I doubt it includes the breakfast of champions.
+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM — 9.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,725
@519,708 (Syntax)
I have never eaten Wheaties and are you so quick to believe something without evidence?
·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,726
@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
4Sure since you decided to turn in2 a chick with a dick
Whatever you have been eating is is is is
Wood be a
drag to complete this paragraph
+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 9 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,727
Cereal in general is gross. I can't believe the media brainwashed me into thinking it wasn't for so long.
Protip: Eat proper food for breakfast meat and eggs for instance. Or oatmeal.
·Syntax — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,728
@previous (G)
Ah reminds me about the history of Kellogs
John Harvey Kellogg is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. ... These Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen
to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,731
@previous (Syntax)
But I bet he was masturbating when the money come rolling in.
+Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,733
@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
so...you're sitting there imagining a man masturbating as he's rolling around in a pile of money..
damn...that's pretty weird..
·Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,734
I can't see why y'all are dissing cereal...I used to like raisin bran back in the day..
now I'd rather be have sausage and/or bacon...scrambled eggs.. hash browns and toast with grape or raspberry jam..
+Anonymous I — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,737
@previous (H)
Im dissing cereal because its just a crap food that doesnt make sense. Pouring your solid food in liquid doesnt sound stupid to you?
Grain is the food of slaves.
·Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,753
@previous (I)
It's true I guess..
anyways..decades of how ' milk does a body good' proclamations were just advertising from the dairy council..
+Anonymous J — 9.2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,762
@519,737 (I)
Grain and HFCS is the new bread and honey for plebs.
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