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+Anonymous A9.2 years ago #47,845

World famous experts on China despite not knowing the first damn thing about it.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #519,368

you left out FattFucker

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #519,370

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Didn't he actually live there for years?

+Anonymous C9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #519,372

@519,368 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Better than people whose only source of information is whatever garbage they find on Google.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #519,374

@519,370 (A)

Live in a third-grade city for a few years and think he knew everything lol nah

+Syntax9.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,382

I have been to China on business a number of times.

Matt chose Beijing which is filled with Tuberculous and he promptly ends up with holes in his lung 4ever. Then as On says - 3rd rate city Kunming - Horrid place where the Expats rite blogs filled with how horrid the food is. Massive use of Hot Chilies to cover up the rancid mystery meat. Matt favored Rat n Dog which are called Lamb in Kunming.

Matt chose Kunming because he could not get a job in a first rate city like Hong Kong.

@OP

> World famous experts on China despite not knowing the first damn thing about it.

One does not have to live in a sewage system to gain knowledge of wot they are like. Matt who has a scat fetish found Kunming to his taste.

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·Anonymous C9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,383

@previous (Syntax)
See
@519,372 (C)

Thanks.

+Syntax9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,384

Kunming traffic jam.jpg@previous (C)
Tis the advantage of blogs by the people that live and work in each city. Pick a city in China and search out the blogs. Of course you can find travel sites where they will sell you on how lovely the place is - Photo for this reply is Kunming

Example - Question is where to work and live in China
Hong Kong - Great place but too crowded and too expensive. Great for a visit but not to live in.

Beijing - Smog in summer and winter., eCold in the winter and too expensive. Great for visiting, except need to wear a face mask.

Kunming - The food sucks here - everything is topped with red chilly which I can NOT bear. The day I leave Kunming, I immediately STOP producing so much phlegm and mucus. My nose is NOT dry and I don't have dry blood in my nose every morning.

Zhejiang - Hell on earth. Not a kind word can be uttered about the place or people.
I had to visit Zhejiang every other month for the best part of 2/3 years. Hangzhou was nice, very picturesque and had some nice restaurants. Aside from that I don't rate the provinvce at all. People were arrogant to the point of being ridiculous. I have never met so many cheap people in all my life, people there would rarther chop their hand off than put it in their pocket. Everything there, registering address, opening a bank account, daily life etc is more difficult than anywhere else I have been, tenfold. People there think about money all the time, how to make it, how not to spend it, to the point where everything evolves around being a cheapskate, even if that attitude comes at the expense of your job, your first impression, your friends or your family. Living on breadcrumbs so you can stuff an extra 10 yuan under the mattress at the end of the day is all that matters.

Drivers there were so bad it's possible they drive blindfolded. Taxis are awful to get, they pick up as many passengers along the way and the drivers seem to know absolutely nowhere in the city (not Hangzhou).

Food is bland, awful, can't get decent portions of anything, yet seems more expensive than elsewhere.

People are rude, quite dirty, boring and seem a bit dim. Uncultured is an understatement, they don't have 10 minutes of culture to rub together. A zhejiang travel guide would probably read like this:

Ningbo - Filthy seaside town miles in land, don't bother visiting.

Wenzhou - Sh*thole filled with the cheapest arseholes you'll ever encounter, thow a penny, cause a stampede. Makes 90% of the worlds buttons.

Jinhua - Diry, Diry truckers town. The residents happen to believe is the centre of the universe.

Taizhou - What a scummy, scummy place. A Syrian migrant would run back to Damascus the second he entered this backwater.

A vile, culture less, moribund, sterile province filled with the nastiest, rudest, beggars with the longest pockets in all the land. Wild horses couldn't drag me back, rarther have a weekend in downtown Bahgdad.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,388

@previous (Syntax)
> Tis the advantage of blogs by the people that live and work in each city. Pick a city in China and search out the blogs. Of course you can find travel sites where they will sell you on how lovely the place is - Photo for this reply is Kunming
>
> Example - Question is where to work and live in China
> Hong Kong - Great place but too crowded and too expensive. Great for a visit but not to live in.
>
> Beijing - Smog in summer and winter., eCold in the winter and too expensive. Great for visiting, except need to wear a face mask.
>
> Kunming - The food sucks here - everything is topped with red chilly which I can NOT bear. The day I leave Kunming, I immediately STOP producing so much phlegm and mucus. My nose is NOT dry and I don't have dry blood in my nose every morning.
>
> Zhejiang - Hell on earth. Not a kind word can be uttered about the place or people.
> I had to visit Zhejiang every other month for the best part of 2/3 years. Hangzhou was nice, very picturesque and had some nice restaurants. Aside from that I don't rate the provinvce at all. People were arrogant to the point of being ridiculous. I have never met so many cheap people in all my life, people there would rarther chop their hand off than put it in their pocket. Everything there, registering address, opening a bank account, daily life etc is more difficult than anywhere else I have been, tenfold. People there think about money all the time, how to make it, how not to spend it, to the point where everything evolves around being a cheapskate, even if that attitude comes at the expense of your job, your first impression, your friends or your family. Living on breadcrumbs so you can stuff an extra 10 yuan under the mattress at the end of the day is all that matters.
>
> Drivers there were so bad it's possible they drive blindfolded. Taxis are awful to get, they pick up as many passengers along the way and the drivers seem to know absolutely nowhere in the city (not Hangzhou).
>
> Food is bland, awful, can't get decent portions of anything, yet seems more expensive than elsewhere.
>
> People are rude, quite dirty, boring and seem a bit dim. Uncultured is an understatement, they don't have 10 minutes of culture to rub together. A zhejiang travel guide would probably read like this:
>
> Ningbo - Filthy seaside town miles in land, don't bother visiting.
>
> Wenzhou - Sh*thole filled with the cheapest arseholes you'll ever encounter, thow a penny, cause a stampede. Makes 90% of the worlds buttons.
>
> Jinhua - Diry, Diry truckers town. The residents happen to believe is the centre of the universe.
>
> Taizhou - What a scummy, scummy place. A Syrian migrant would run back to Damascus the second he entered this backwater.
>
> A vile, culture less, moribund, sterile province filled with the nastiest, rudest, beggars with the longest pockets in all the land. Wild horses couldn't drag me back, rarther have a weekend in downtown Bahgdad.

In conclusion, China is not good for living, period. If you really have fetish about living in a chink filled environment, go look into Taiwan.

+Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #519,389

@519,384 (Syntax)
Go back to eye fucking little girls...something you know about and are good at.

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