Topic: Bert joke
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,842
A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Gaybert. The teacher says: "Gaybert, what does your Dad do?"
Little Gaybert says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and shit on the carpet"
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