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Topic: bert how about full time work. Includes housing and food. Ads are RECENT Hours ago

+Syntax9.2 years ago #47,804

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Caregiver
Knoxville, TN 37902 Stay at Home of Knoxville
Compensation$8.50 to $11 Hourly
Employment TypeFull-Time
Caregiver Positions

Do you want to Do Well for Yourself while Doing Good for Others? We help care for the elderly people of our community in the comfort of their own homes. Your primary duty is companionship – being there when no one else can. Other duties may include preparing meals, lending a hand with laundry, light duty housekeeping, assisting with personal care and hygiene, and running errands. Caring for an elderly person is a rewarding experience. We are looking for only those compassionate and dependable people for hourly and live-in care. This position is highly recommended for only those who want to make a difference in the lives of others.

Caregivers at Helping Hands
TN 37923
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Caregivers
Knox, Sevier, Anderson, Loudon, Jefferson & Blount counties! Call 865-692-5258 ext 101 for appt or apply online at hhhajobs.org

Caregiver - 2nd Shift
Enlivant
Knoxville, TN

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Enlivant is seeking a Caregiver at Deane Hill Place

(2nd Shift)

ABOUT US:

At our core, we believe the care and service for America's aging population is not only a moral obligation, but also an honor and a privilege. By combining our fundamental values with our mission to enrich life through meaningful relationships and vibrant communities, we seek to earn the right to be viewed as the nation's most trusted senior living provider. We employ compassionate people with integrity who embody excellence and promote these values.

Enlivant and its subsidiaries operate more than 200 assisted living residences comprising more than 9,000 resident units across the United States. Enlivant assisted living residences are intimate, vibrant communities where our staff treats residents like family and serves them with the utmost integrity and compassion. Enlivant employs nearly 5,000 people.

We welcome you to become a part the team today and discover the fantastic career opportunities we have available. Join us on our quest to become the nation's most trusted senior living provider.

ABOUT YOU:

We will look to you to promote our CHIEF core values of compassion, humility, integrity, excellence and fun. The Caregiver is responsible for all activities of daily living (ADLs) for our residents.

Responsibilities:

* Provide quality resident care as indicated on the care plan

* Promote residents' independence

* Provide assistance with housekeeping and laundry

Caregiver - 3rd Shift
Enlivant
Knoxville, TN

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Enlivant is seeking a Caregiver at Deane Hill Place

Caregiver Companion
Lenoir City, TN 37772 Visiting Angels Living Assistance Services


Caregiver

Comfort Keepers Knoxville
Posted April 17, 2017
Employment Type Full-Time/Part-Time
Compensation Depends upon Skills and Experience
Company Comfort Keepers Knoxville
Location Various Locations
Knoxville, TN 37931
US

JOB DESCRIPTION
We are currently seeking highly dependable, mature, and reliable Caregivers who love to care for the elderly and want to make a difference in the lives of seniors! Our Caregivers provide non-medical, in-home support and home management services to our clients, which include seniors and others requiring a little extra assistance in their day to day lives. The Caregiver provides companionship to those individuals requiring socialization and minimum guidance for a safe, protected, clean, and orderly environment.

Our ideal Caregiver has a high school diploma or GED and previous experience caring for seniors and/or the disabled. He or she must have a genuine desire to help others, excellent business and personal references, and reliable transportation. Applicants must be bondable, must agree to random drug testing, and must be able to pass the required training and orientation program and all background checks.
RESPONSIBILITIES

Helps provide a clean, safe, and healthy environment by performing light housekeeping tasks and helping with laundry
May prepare and serve meals as directed and ensures that dishes are washed and kitchen is clean after each meal
Provides companionship for the client including, but not limited to, talking and listening, reading aloud, and providing social and emotional support
Reminds client to take self-administered medications
Mobility Assistance; Transferring and positioning assistance
Helps client with personal care functions as needed, such as bathing/grooming and toileting/incontinence care
Provides occasional transportation for the client to complete errands/appointments
Respite Care for family
Observes and reports any changes in the client’s mental, physical, or emotional condition or home situation to immediate supervisor
Ensures that required documentation is complete and is in compliance with regulations and standards
Performs other duties as assigned

https://www.care.com/senior-care-jobs/knoxville-tn

Lots listed - $15 to $25/hr

Pages n pages and pages and pages with just a few spare minutes of my time.

Many are live in positions.

Image is the last thing I did for this post so it may or may not be useful but hey

·Syntax (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 24 seconds later[T] [B] #518,924

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+Anonymous B9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,926

Nigga u dum
They aren't going to hire some filthy hobo off the street.

·Syntax (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,928

@previous (B)

I ran out of tyme for search but betting Craigs list is loaded with opportunities. bert can pass a background check cause he is correct no arrest record for him and felonies - actually a quick search on his real name and he has kept a low profile in his hood.

In USA most of these jobs are held by Filipino's - This is also the kind of work kook does but she works for some kind of assisted living facility and that wood be a separate search - I figured home care means more chances to find someone that needs someone there 24/7 so living in which wood include meals.

+Anonymous C9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,929

> *Provide quality resident care as indicated on the care plan

He can't even care for himself

> •Promote residents' independence

He depends on everyone else, why would he care what anyone else needs?

> *Provide assistance with housekeeping and laundry

He lives in a raggedy ass tent, and hardly ever does laundry. He won't do any better there.

His employment there won't last long. He has a short temper, and alcohol will continue to play a role in his downfall.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,939

> must have a genuine desire to help others
nope

> excellent business and personal references
nope

> must agree to random drug testing
nope

> reliable transportation
nope

> highly dependable, mature, and reliable
hell no

+Dead !Pool..v42s9.2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,942

> Applicants must be bondable, must agree to random drug testing, and must be able to pass the required training and orientation program and all background checks.

Nope

+Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,944

@518,939 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> hell no

This.

+Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,946

@518,939 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
whats the deal...with you..

are you the job nazi..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,947

@previous (G)
i don't think i could be a nazi
i don't think they would accept me

+El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ9.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,948

This is actually not a bad idea, lover. The only problem is that I am afraid some poor old lady will say something that will set Bert off, and he will threaten to rape her and psychologically terrorize her, or he will actually rape her.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,949

@previous (El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ)

lover?

·El Amador !WgnOFZ3yjQ9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,951

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

Yes, I am a lover. I love to love, lover. I love you too.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,952

Personal care and hygiene......

I can see this. Since Bert is a male, he can only give bathing sessions to men.

This should turn out well.

·Syntax (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,957

@518,942 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Applicants must be bondable, must agree to random drug testing, and must be able to pass the required training and orientation program and all background checks.

Large agencies probably - Smaller ones maybe not. Betting he can find lots of jobs like these on Craigs - Many with physical disabilities need lots of help and get Gov aid to pay for people to help them

·Syntax (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,958

@518,946 (G)
> whats the deal...with you..
>
> are you the job nazi..

So like have you considered this line of work?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,960

@previous (Syntax)
He hasn't considered any type of work.

·Syntax (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,962

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Bottles of Everclear do not grow on trees so he no's work is his only option and of course eventually JAIL

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,964

@previous (Syntax)
He knows all this. But he has shown many times not to care, except Wednesday, when he needs money for Thursday.

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,965

You'd think Bert would want to prove us all wrong since he such a "man"

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