Topic: Song for Bert, "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" style
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,803
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the scum of a town called Knoxville
In a west Knoxville whorehouse born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Sucking dick for spare change and a couple of Kools
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started calling me little Red Riding Hood
I got a cock in my ass and my mom got loud
She said, "If only your daddy was alive, he'd be so proud"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
Not to pack my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she said "But you're gay"
I put my lipstick on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First cock, yo, this is good
Sucking lots of black dicks from brothers in da hood
Is this what the people of Knoxville living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they have big cocks, uncircumcised, all that
Is this the type of place that I just want to pitch my tent
I really think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the King Cocksucker
Well, the city bus stopped and when I got out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Gay" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Tent City."
I pulled up to the mission about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homie suck ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To let some black men prop my legs in the air
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 41 minutes later[T] [B] #518,923
Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
Or browse the latest topics.