Topic: Coming Wednesday, on the next episode of "Bert Rage"

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,795

Bert faces jail and tries to weasel out of it.

> I will mentor your young children about basic southern ethics...I will do whatever you want..

He continues to beg mercilessly for money

> Please...Just this once help me..

But when no one helps, he turns to vioence

> I want your dox...I want to to torture you..But by God O will drink his blood if it's the last thing I do...

Until he turns to mass murder

> I want you all to die in a dick fire tonight...nothing would please me more..

He then worries about the weather

> four damn months....four fucking months...I got in trouble last year about october and when I got out it was already getting cold..

Finally, he turns on his only friend Syntax

> Suck my dick syntax..please don't turn into a traitor

Then he butters up to syntax

> will you buy me a Burger..poo..lease..

Will syntax give in, and buy him a Burger? Will Bert scrounge up the money he needs, or go to jail?

Find out what happens on Wednesday, April 26, starting around noon, Central Time.

Only on the TinyChan Internet Network.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9.2 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #518,786

Dun dun, dundlundedundun.

+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,945

@OP
lol 10/10 bud

+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,982

Same Bert time, same Bert channel!

+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,991

I"m hyped, not gonna lie.

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #519,005

4 days to go.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #519,007

@previous (F)
Technically, no.... 2 days. Bert will start crying on Wednesday for money on Thursday.

·Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #519,008

@previous (A)

Agree.
Will call jail and find out what's for dinner on Thursday.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #519,009

@previous (F)
Might want to check and see if the infirmary has an extra large tube of butt lube for Bert.

+Anonymous G — 8.4 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,452

Bump

Some funny shit here!

+Anonymous H — 8.4 years ago, 42 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,460

@previous (G)
Get a life, OP.

·Anonymous G — 8.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,462

@previous (H)
Do I look like the original OP of this thread?

You're fucking retarded.

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