Topic: Does anyone else here think that Bert is genuinely delusional?

+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,779

He actually thinks his parole officer is going to get him off the hook and sleep with him.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #518,466

since he first po on TC and thinking every girls would dig him I know he is delusional as fuck

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,470

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> since he first po on TC and thinking every girls would dig him I know he is delusional as fuck

+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,475

Please learn to speak English at least as well as fifth graders...college boy..

+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,477

@previous (D)

lololol

That's hilarious coming from you.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,479

@518,475 (D)
> Please learn to speak English at least as well as fifth graders...college boy..

even a kindergardener knows full stop isnt used like that

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,480

Blah blah...No hug for you chink chink..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,481

@previous (D)
No monie for you uneducated bum

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,482

@518,480 (D)
How much money does PO expect next thru?

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,493

@previous (F)
Ask your mom...Maybe I said in pillow talk..

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,494

@518,481 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
At least I can speak exemplary English...While you will always sound like a common chink chink.
..Not that I do not wish better for you...But just saying..

+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,495

@518,493 (D)
I just asked your mom. She said she was still busy wiping off the cum you sprayed all over her body.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,504

@518,494 (D)
> At least I can speak exemplary English...

Bet thats what you put in your resume
coz you dun have anything else to write about lol

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,506

@518,466 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I can't understand you, what are you saying?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,509

@previous (D)
Bert, daddy, dead. Bert, cry, all, day.
Understand?

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,511

@518,506 (D)
> I can't understand you, what are you saying?

Really....And he is supposed to be a college boy..

Go figure..

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,514

@518,509 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Why would you say that..

Really...Why..

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,515

@518,511 (D)
@518,506 (D)
nice samefag

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,517

@518,494 (D)
you really don't, sorry

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,518

@518,514 (D)
You, stupid, cannot, read.
I, make, words, simple, you, can, understand.

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,520

@518,515 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I made a mistake...Maybe you should be a detective.. .Cause you are so sharp..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,523

@previous (D)
i was referring to the million times you've incoherently drunk-posted

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,524

@518,518 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You are a third worlder... t rying to fit in..
You do not..

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,526

@previous (D)
Bert, keep, crying.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,527

@518,524 (D)
hong kong is not third world lol
by all measures it's more developed than tennessee

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,528

@518,523 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I think it's much closer to a hundred thousand times..

Thanks..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,529

Bert, what happened to all the ass kissing from earlier? Your "I shouldnt have said that," shit.

Gave up already? No surprise there. Gayboy

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,531

@518,527 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You are confused...Dear..

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,532

@518,529 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Stfu...Faggit troll..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,533

@518,524 (D)
> You are a third worlder... t rying to fit in..
> You do not..

You are homeless scum, trying to fit in.
You do not.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,535

@518,532 (D)
> Stfu...Faggit troll..

Oh my god Gaybert... Calling me the faggot troll really hurts my feelings.

I think I'm gonna go shit on your dead daddy's grave, and cry my eyes out...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,539

@518,531 (D)
no, sorry! Hong Kong has an HDI of 0.917, ranking 12th globally.
unfortunately, the us uses a different system of measurement for HDI internally but tennessee ranks 44th of all states

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,540

@518,531 (D)
here we go!
Life expectancy: HK 84.2 TN 76.3
GNI per capita (ie median earnings): HK 54,265 TN 25,936
and yes the hk measure is PPP $ meaning it's equivalent to what a dollar would buy in the us

HK sounds way better than TN here

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,541

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
inb4 berty goes all denial

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,542

@518,540 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Tennessee is a shit state.

+Anonymous I — 9.2 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,543

@OP

Beyond any reasonable doubt.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,544

@518,542 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
the only good things i've heard about it were from my therapist. and even what she could think of was a bit... of a stretch.

+Anonymous J — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,548

@518,542 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Especially in comparison to HK.

@OP

Yes, I believe he's legitimately mentally ill. The alcohol and drugs only exacerbate it. Look at how he flips back and forth on here, from elated, to depressed and spiteful. Possibly has some sort of personality disorder, but the odds of him going to a psychiatrist for treatment are very slim.

·Baker Associates LLP — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,594

@518,542 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> Tennessee is a shit state.

Incest is so common in Tennessee. Almost everyone is related to each other.

Incest Defense Attorneys in Knoxville

Sex crime convictions can have serious consequences in the state of Tennessee. It is very important that sex crime cases be dealt with swiftly, yet cautiously and judiciously, in order to achieve the best possible outcome. Sex crime cases, especially incest cases, are complicated and tricky for the defendant because the stakes are always high, there is enormous public interest in such cases, and emotions are heavy.

Incest is also one of the most serious and common crimes in the State of Tennessee, which is usually punished by a lengthy prison sentence, fines, and mandatory registration as a sex offender. A wrongful accusation of incest could leave your life in disarray and destroy your job prospects, personal relationships and your future. If you are facing a sex crime charge in Tennessee, please call Baker Associates immediately to find out how we can help you.

(T.C.A. Section 39-15-302), "a person commits incest who engages in sexual penetration as defined in Section 39-13-501, with a person, knowing the person to be, without regard to legitimacy:

The person's natural parent, child, grandparent, grandchild, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, stepparent, stepchild, adoptive parent, adoptive child or
The person's brother or sister of the whole or half-blood or by adoption.

Incest is a Class C felony, according to this Tennessee code.

According to Tennessee Code Annotated Section 39-13-501, "sexual penetration" means sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, anal intercourse or any other intrusion, however slight, of any part of the person's body or of any object into the genital or anal openings of the victim's, the defendant's, or any other person's body, but the emission of semen is not required.

The state's incest law now also includes adoptive and stepparent and stepchild relationships where earlier versions did not. This modification in the law was made specifically to promote family solidarity by banning sexual relationships with anyone that has parental authority – an authority that may be abused for sexual gratification.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,617

Annnd bertyboy becomes curiously quiet...

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,628

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I'm sure the old man is in his jimjams and snoring peacefully like a drunken wrinkly baby

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,633

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> drunken wrinkly baby

lol so hilarious yet so accurate

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,635

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

👴🏻👶🏻🥃

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,636

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> 👴🏻👶🏻🥃
🍺💫👴🏻🚼

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,640

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> > 👴🏻👶🏻🥃
> 🍺💫👴🏻🚼

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·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,642

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> > > 👴🏻👶🏻🥃
> > 🍺💫👴🏻🚼
>
> 🚼💤👴🏻😱💸👮🏻♀️⛓🔒4️⃣

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·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,643

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> > > > 👴🏻👶🏻🥃
> > > 🍺💫👴🏻🚼
> >
> > 🚼💤👴🏻😱💸👮🏻♀️⛓🔒4️⃣
>
> 😂👏🏻👍🏻🎊🎉🍻🍻🍻

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·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,644

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
cant see the first two emoji

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,645

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Oh well it's two champagne glasses clinking. They are the same one, I posted two of them lol

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,646

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
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