Topic: How do I get access to US prisoner mugshot db

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago #47,750

I need to know how to find bert's mugshot when he's thrown into jail for good

+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #518,126

You'll have to check local newspapers.

+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,130

@OP
I told you...you son of a bitch...I am no felon..

syntax is apparently more your buddy than mine...ask him...he knows my full name and has my full permission to do a search and determine whether I am a felon or not..

you stupid goddamn gook bastard..

+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,149

Try here on the 21st, assuming he's picked up tomorrow.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,151

@previous (D)
holy fuck some of those mugshots...

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,152

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Many of them have seen better days to put it politely.

+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,158

This guy will cuddle with bert and keep him warm at night.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,191

Oh damn is this him

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·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,192

This looks like him too

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·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,227

@518,191 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
he's not in yet though is he

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,230

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
i think it is, but damn those looks like him, the age met too
with only a black eye selfie and the ~50 age, it aint easy to identify him out of all these criminals

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,235

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
i would think he's quite a bit fatter
well
maybe less fat now

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,237

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
cant really tell how fat he was from this old pic

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,245

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He does have fat fingers, and filthy fingers, but the fatness gives it away.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,249

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
you wont see any fingers in the mugshot tho

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,252

@518,237 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
what the fuck is on his head there

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 47 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,253

@518,237 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
also, is that mark above his eye an eyebrow or a bruise?
and you can kinda see some hair colour there
and you can be sure there'll be no neatly maintained facial hair

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,255

@518,252 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
It's a hairnet. This was when he was still working at the donut place.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,256

@518,253 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> also, is that mark above his eye an eyebrow or a bruise?

Eyebrow i think, thick eyebrow we can look for

> and you can kinda see some hair colour there

might just be poor lighting tho

> and you can be sure there'll be no neatly maintained facial hair

good point

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,257

@518,253 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
It's a hideous looking eyebrow.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,259

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
yeah i thought so but it's so fuckin... off that i couldn't be sure

@518,255 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
dang
imagine lunchlady bert

@518,256 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
i guess he'll show up sometime between thursday and monday :)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,260

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
that's gunna be alot of keep looking at all those mugshots :/

+Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,265

@518,253 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I got jumped...One dude was tappinge on the left ear with a pipe...And then another was kicking me in the other side of the head with his boot..

I was knocked unconscious before I could get up and I layed there on the pavement for several hours before waking up...I waved down a cop and they called a wahhmbulance which took me in where I had surgery to trim off some cartilage on the ear where I was kicked a bunch of times..

I had three staples on one side and several stitches on the other..
The white shit in the pic is a wrap to hold the bandage on my head..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,269

@previous (H)
> The white shit in the pic

damn ryte that is a fuckyng pyece of whyte shyt

+Anonymous I — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,271

@518,265 (H)
> I got jumped...One dude was tappinge on the left ear with a pipe...And then another was kicking me in the other side of the head with his boot..

They're probably waiting for you on the inside, fagBert.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 28 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,272

@previous (I)
sweet union!

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