Topic: apparently my last day to be warrantless.. [Mega bert whammbulence thread]

+Anonymous A — 8.6 years ago #47,742

there s still a chance to help me..

I have posted tons of quality content and been a reg here for quite awhile...Please put the petty shit aside..

(Edited 9 hours later by a moderator.)

+Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #518,026

Send all begging to syntax's email, thanks.

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #518,027

@OP

> Rape threats

> Violent threats

> Online panhandling

Pick which one was your "quality content."

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,029

> tons of quality content
> 4 shots epic everclear
> dammit jim.. it is dead..
> I want to feel your body sweet ladies
> I will curbstomp you on the sidewalk
> give me money money money

lol nah

·Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,037

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
5 shots*

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,038

it's not because you can't pay apparently

> If you cannot pay your fees, you MUST still report to probation each month.. You cannot be sent to jail just for not paying. You will get a chance to explain to the Judge why you can't pay, but you still have to report.

> You can be violated for not making your monthly payments for probation restitution-court costs ONLY if you have the ability to make the payments.

> If you are healthy and able to work, the Court will probably find that you had the ability to make payments. Also, if you can't make the full payments each month, pay whatever you are able. It looks a lot better to the Judge that you are trying your best than if you had done nothing at all.

> If you have some sort of money crisis or hardship, tell your probation officer and they may be able to set a hearing to reduce your costs of supervision. Even if you can't make your payments, ALWAYS REPORT TO PROBATION WHEN SCHEDULED.

wow you have done everything wrong
http://www.normkent.com/FAQ/survive_probation.htm

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,039

> What happens in Tennessee if you can't pay your fines and court costs ? First , file a motion to have yourself declared indigent in hopes the court waives your fines and costs. Secondly , the court could issue a probation violation based upon your failure to pay the court costs and fines. Under Tennessee law and case law from the U.S. Supreme Court , the state must show you had an ability to pay the fine and costs. I was shocked to hear what goes on around the country . Tennessee judges for the most part will not throw someone in jail for not paying their fees. In Nashville , criminal court judges routinely waive the jail fees.

http://www.nashvillecriminallawreport.com/2014/05/articles/punishment/will-being-too-poor-to-pay-your-fine-send-you-to-jail-/

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,041

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
The only problem is, he refuses to take anyone's advice.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,042

tennessee attorneys say:

> You might be able to convince the court to waive some of your outstanding costs if you can prove your are indigent.

> There are ways to be excused from paying costs and an attorney would be able to guide you. Make sure you stay in contact with your probation officer.

> If you are indigent, you can petition the court to waive most if not all of your remaining court costs and fines. Courts are often reluctant to waive things such as restitution, however. Also, because of changes in the law in Tennessee, unpaid court costs and fines can be civilly collected by the clerk's office, so many courts are violating probation less and less due to unpaid costs, fines and fees - however, probation may wish to take out a probation violation warrant against you for the unpaid probation fees as a means by which to force you to pay-up so they can get their money.
https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-happens-if-i-m-on-probation-and-can-t-afford1607904.html

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,043

actually, bert just need to show he is autistic, then not only he can waive the fee, he can get monthly govt welfare monie without doing shit

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,044

@518,041 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
apparently the us supreme court ruled that you can't be imprisoned for being unable to pay your probation fees

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,045

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/03/doj_reminds_judges_they_cant_j.html
Courts:
- Must not jail a person for nonpayment of fines or fees without first conducting an indigency determination and establishing that the failure to pay was willful.

- Must consider alternatives to jail for indigent defendants unable to pay fines and fees.

- Must not condition access to a judicial hearing on the prepayment of fines or fees.

- Must provide meaningful notice and, in appropriate cases, a lawyer, when enforcing fines and fees.

- Must not use arrest warrants or license suspensions as a means of coercing the payment of court debt when individuals have not been afforded constitutionally adequate procedural protections.

- Must not employ bail or bond practices that cause indigent defendants to remain jailed solely because they cannot afford to pay for their release.

- Must safeguard against unconstitutional practices by court staff and private contractors.

+Anonymous F — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,046

I think prison will be good for you bert. Showers, 3 meals a day, a place to sleep, library time and access to education and other services you wouldn't have had otherwise.

Sure it will suck that you aren't free and are in prison with other criminals but the bright side is that you're more or less an old man. No one will really care about you in there as you're not a fresh piece of meat.

+Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,047

@518,045 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> establishing that the failure to pay was willful.

Few days ago he had $49 & drank it away. That was willful.

Jail is the only answer for bert. 40 days

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,048

@518,039 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You are not helping...Dear..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,050

@previous (A)
really? seems helpful to me

+Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,053

@518,048 (A)
> damn...wish I could read..
Enjoy jail, retard.

+Anonymous I — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,055

Good sir, why do you not just go rob a bank and ask for a mere 10 dollars, then wait for police to arrive, then you will be able to go to jail and receive 3 square meals a day.
Besides the implosions you will feel on your derriere once you drop the soap your lifestyle and future will increase dramatically.

May my wise words, reach your help hungry ears.

Just kidding, go see a psychologist.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,058

@518,050 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> really? seems helpful to me

he only wants free monie as help

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,096

I need to stay out of jail..

I will mentor your young children about basic southern ethics...I will do whatever you want..

Please...Just this once help me..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous J — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,059

@previous (A)
@OP
> I will do whatever you want..
We want you to spend the next 40 days getting sober.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,060

@518,058 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I would fucking pay it back...asshole..

I was raised by two people who each were one hundred times the person you are...Motherfucker..

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,061

@518,096 (A)
@518,059 (J)
Literally no one here believes he can do that. Syntax believed it, but bert scammed him and bought hooch the second he got his tax refund.

Only way he can stay sober is if he goes to jail for those 4 months.

+Anonymous K — 8.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,062

@518,096 (A)
bert you lie. If you wanted to stay out of jail you would have stopped smoking & drinking.
Instead secretly you want the comfort of rain free jail.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,063

@518,096 (A)
@518,059 (J)
Will spend forty days getting sober...If you help me avoid this unjust four month sentence..

·Anonymous K — 8.6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,064

@518,096 (A)
@518,061 (H)
Four months? Really?
lol

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,065

@518,096 (A)
@previous (K)
That's what he says and that's why he's crying.

·Anonymous K — 8.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,066

@518,096 (A)
@518,063 (A)
> unjust

What did you do with the $49?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,067

@518,096 (A)
@518,062 (K)
GODDAMNIT IT IS A MANS RIGHT TO SMOKE AND DRINK...LEGAL AS FUCK..

.You are a faggit..

·Anonymous J — 8.6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,068

@518,096 (A)
@518,063 (A)
> Will spend forty days getting sober...If you help me avoid this unjust four month sentence..

Thank you for the laughs. You are not a man of your word.

+Anonymous L — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,069

@518,096 (A)
@518,067 (A)
> GODDAMNIT IT IS A MANS RIGHT TO SMOKE AND DRINK...LEGAL AS FUCK..
>
> .You are a faggit..

Yes and just as legal for PO to send you off to jail.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,070

@518,060 (A)
too bad what they raised is a complete failure and one of them was so disappointed he went an hero

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,093

I swear n my daddy's grave..

If y'all let me go to jail for four months just cause I can't come up with a hundred bucks..

.I will die.. and possibly one of you will too..

Do you want to die..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,071

@previous (A)
bring it on bitch

·Anonymous J — 8.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,072

@518,093 (A)
Liar. You said you had $49.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,074

@518,093 (A)
@previous (J)
not after it all went to fastfood booze and cigs

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,075

@518,070 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I worked and ayed taxes for thirty goddamn years you yellow pic f shit....I owned a property I rented out for several years..

I should KILK YOUN NWHY SHOULDNT EYE..

+Anonymous M — 8.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,076

@518,093 (A)
Dude, $100 is nothing

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,077

@518,075 (A)

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,078

@518,093 (A)
@518,076 (M)
To a homeless guy, it's like being a millionaire.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,079

@518,093 (A)
@518,076 (M)
> Dude, $100 is nothing

he is nothing

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,095

On is garbage..

His heart is ice cold..
I say...Drain his blood and masturbate..

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,080

@previous (A)
is this your new fetish?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,081

@518,093 (A)
@518,079 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
OMFG..

I want your dox...I want to to torture you..

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,082

@518,093 (A)
@previous (A)
And what?
Dude you can't even travel in your own state.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,083

@518,095 (A)
cry more, you still dont worth any of my money

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,084

@518,093 (A)
@518,081 (A)
keep hoping
one day it will become true

lol nah

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,086

And here you have it folks.....

Instead of heeding anyone's advice,he wants to sit on the internet and talk shit.

He has no will to do what is right.

Fuck him, let his ass go to jail.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,092

I will selly soul to Satan...For Ons dox..

My whole soul...Without any reservations. I want every reference of his nastiness to become history..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,088

@518,095 (A)
And here you have it folks....

No will to follow advice and make things right.

Fuck off Bert.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 6 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,089

@518,092 (A)
your filthy soul doesnt worth a cent lol

·Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,090

@518,092 (A)
Satan already owns your soul.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,091

@518,093 (A)
That sounds like a death threat Bert. I can always notify the police in Knoxville and forward this to them. Then you'll go to jail for more than 4 months.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,094

@518,077 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's not right..
.I want to do what's right...But I need support..
Ass.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,097

@518,092 (A)
What do you want On's Dox for? It's not like you'll fly to HK and meet him.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,099

@518,094 (A)
> That's not right..
> .I want to do what's right...But I need support..
> Ass.

Jail has all te support you need

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,105

Please help me...Otherwise I am dead.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,109

@previous (A)
> Otherwise I am dead.

Please do

·Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,112

Damn it. This thread just got disorganised.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,114

@previous (B)
better than letting that drunkfuck spam the whole front page

+Anonymous N — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,115

@518,105 (A)
Did you not read triptychs advice she dug up for you?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,117

@previous (N)
again, the only help he wants is free money
everything else is no help

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,119

@518,093 (A)
lol i gave you advice you could absolutely use and you're ignoring it in favour of threatening the people you're asking money from

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,120

@518,093 (A)
also like
i'm probably one of the brokest people here besides you and i've still got that much
+ $2000 credit
+ $177 paycheck at midnight

step yo game up

also just like
get one of those shitty credit cards. capitalone is always trying to get people to sign up, try them.

·Syntax — 8.6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,121

@518,119 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I am still trying to figure out why he wood toss aside the $49 and chose Jail instead. Perhaps in the back of his mind 4 months in jail may sober him up enough so when he gets out he has a chance to get it rite?

With that I have a business lunch 2go2

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,122

@previous (Syntax)
because he has absolutely 0 forethought except for short-term instant gratification hedonism

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,123

Tjs is absolute bllsshit..On wants me to doe. But by God O will drink his blood if it's the last thing I do...
Oh yes..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,124

@previous (A)
you know, you're really not helping your case for people to try to help you out man

+Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,127

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He merges me in an attempt to discredit me..
.H
On is a communistic black-hearted fuck...Why does no one realize that..

+Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,128

@518,121 (Syntax)
don't be a traitor...please..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,131

@previous (P)
Hes not being a traitor. He got smart.

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,169

you heartless fucks have won..

I will have an arrest warrant on me by late tomorrow evening..

suck my goddamn nuts you stupid fucks....SUCK EM..

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,132

@518,131 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
stfu...faggit troll..

+Anonymous Q — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,133

@518,169 (P)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,134

@518,132 (P)
Truth hurts doesn't it.

Even your best internet buddy abandoned you.

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,168

I am about to go to burger king for my last supper..

I want you all to die in a dick fire tonight...nothing would please me more..

DIE!!!

you faggits are worse than the bacteria that grow on rotting corpses..

I thought there was some decent people here but I was wrong..

ALL I WANT is some goddamn doxes so that when I get out I can drink some blood from the veins of at least one of you..

I asked nicely...I pretty much begged...but you heartless bastards laughed at me...so guess what...consequences will never be the same..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,135

@previous (P)
Yaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.....

Boring talk Bert.....boring.......

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,136

@518,039 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
utter and total bullshit..

they consistntly throw people in jail for non payment of po and court fees..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,137

@518,169 (P)
Us heartless fucks didn't win.

Your alcohol abuse won.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,138

@518,127 (O)
buddy you discredit yourself

@518,136 (P)
the fucking DOJ issued a thing saying thye can't throw you in jail for non-payment unless they have investigated and found that you COULD have payed it but didn't

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,139

@518,091 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I WANT you to do that...then when I find you somehow when I get out it will make the moment I see you take your last breath almost orgasmic..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,140

@518,168 (P)
so how long do you expect to be in the clink for?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,141

@518,138 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He could have used that $49 the other day to pay. He chose not to.

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,142

@518,134 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
it sure looks like he did...and that hurts more than anything..

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,143

@518,138 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
trip...I like you...and I feel bad that you are so naive about this shit..

the goddamn PO has a notice amongst all the notices on her office door...which states non payment of fees WILL result in an order of violation of probation..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,144

@518,169 (P)
@518,137 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I WILL curbstomp you for cheering on my demise..

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,145

@518,168 (P)
@518,140 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
four damn months....four fucking months...I got in trouble last year about october and when I got out it was already getting cold..

if I go back in now...in May...when I get out it will be august..

I was only aressted on misdomeanor charges...I am NOT a danger to society or anyone around me...if they locked people up because they were jerks On and the asshole would have life sentences..

+Anonymous R — 8.6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,146

@518,168 (P)
Maybe a few months in the klink will teach you some responsibility as you pay your debt to society.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,147

@518,143 (P)
most authority figures put up that stuff to cut out bullshit and are usually much more lenient

soooo instead of showing that you are doing the best you can with half the required amount you blow it all on booze and cigarettes, robbing yourself of the good faith that showing up with what you had would engender in the PO or judge
nice fuckin' move

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,148

@518,168 (P)
@518,145 (P)
well like
if you'd actually given half a try at making it at least look like you give a rat's ass and are doing what you can
you go all out "fuck it" and entirely fuck yourself over

nice one

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,167

almost time for my last supper..

I want you people to think about what you are doing by not helping me...you are allowing a man who has lived the last several months in very difficult circumstances to be thrown into an over crowed jail environment just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

you are spiiting upon a reg of this board who has family who need him and most likely preventing a man from attending the funeral of his beloved mother..

I am stunned over the inability of you people to grasp the seriousness of this situation...and by the casual manner in which you joke and make light of this situation....it seriously disgusts me and causes me to feel ashamed for you..

I really do not know what else to say...this is by far the most bizzare situation I have ever been through in my almost fifty years..

goodbye..

·Anonymous R — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,153

@previous (P)
Don't forget to mention the horrible people here to your cellmates.

·Anonymous N — 8.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,154

@518,167 (P)
Trip showed you how you could avoid jail, you imbecile.

·Anonymous P — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,155

@518,167 (P)
@previous (N)
I adore her willingness to be of help...but the fact is that theuy are going to do what they want to do..

·Anonymous Q — 8.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,156

@518,167 (P)
@518,154 (N)

It's all OP's fault NEway. He made his bed, now he must lie in it,.

·Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,157

@518,167 (P)
@OP
> just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

@OP
> just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
Tax refund check.
$49 "crashed"

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,159

@518,147 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Almost like talking to a fucking wall, isn't it?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,160

@518,169 (P)
@518,144 (P)
I wasn't cheering because the alcohol won.

Once again Bert, just stating facts.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,161

@518,168 (P)
@518,145 (P)
But if you go on the run, as you've indicated you are, you would.....

Ahh, you know what, fuck it.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,162

@518,167 (P)
Sounds like you're hoping for a pity party Bert.

Allow me to play the world's smallest violin.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,164

@518,167 (P)
@518,155 (P)
multiple lawyers have said that if you show good faith and report on time with whatever money you have they cannot jail you for being unable to pay your fees
unfortunately, since you did have the money but decided to blow it on booze...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,165

@518,159 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
a wall composed of self-pity, tears, hypocrisy, violent outbursts, and a complete lack of introspection or ability to admit he fucked up

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,171

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Suck my huge hairy testicles..Your just likethe the Jews who liked Jesus....CRUCIFY HIM.,..HABG HIM ON TGE CRIDDSS..

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,176

Fuck you for meeting my inoiportant threads you ass clown..

My life was on the line .. and you merged my shit..
.I want your doc...I want to strangle you...I just woke up in a weird place and the first thing..Thing I thought of is how I want to see you bleed our on the ground. I will find you zOn. I don't care I will not stop until I find you

·Syntax — 8.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,172

@518,171 (O)
bert On can verify this is really me

Lay off chili dog. Dude I honestly think 4 months in jail will help sober you up one way or the other

Make you dead dad proud and man up for a change

Out of tyme for now

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,173

@previous (Syntax)
If you really want me to go to jail for four months...Suck my dick..
.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,174

@518,172 (Syntax)
You are going to say dead dad in a goddamn post to me.
,..Fuck you man. M. Wow.

·Syntax — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,175

@518,173 (O)

So much for using Western Union.

It is not that I want you to go to jail. It is that apparently you had far more than half the money needed and you chose to blow it on everything that wood fuck you up with your PO

Grow some balls because anyone here who wood dare send you any money is going to blow it on buy you booze

I do have one hell of a work Idea you have not considered and when I have time I will research exactly how it will fit for you but I am very sure it will work.

Good luck because if you fuck over mods and females here you can say goodby to access on TC

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,177

Syntax. . Suck my dick

How could you turn on me like this..
I would have bet a million dollars you would not forsake me..
The one good friend I had...Damn.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,178

@previous (O)
you alienated the only fren you had, drunken fuck
you deserve every single bit of it

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,179

@518,171 (O)
that was actually the romans

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 6 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,180

@518,175 (Syntax)
Wow...

.With fr III end like you who needs enemies..
.I truly now am list..
.You name my true name and locatuon.. watch for the news.. I'm

·Anonymous J — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,181

@previous (O)
You are drunk as fuck. Where did you get the money to get drunk?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,182

@518,180 (O)
You just use your "friend" as walking wallets
Indeed, with friends like YOU who needs enemy

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,183

@518,180 (O)
how'd you get drunk if you didn't have any money for your po

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,184

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> how'd you get drunk
> if you didn't have any money for your po
Obviously this is the reason why he doesn't have money for the PO

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,185

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He should have just bought some butt lube. Hes gonna need it.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,186

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
He failed to prioritise his spending again

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,187

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, big Bubba can use spit, I guess.....

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,188

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
doesnt matter, Bert is so full of butthurt already
add in a bit more wont make much a difference

·Anonymous K — 8.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,189

Apparently bert has passed out after spending copious amounts of cash on whiskey.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,190

@previous (K)
> Apparently bert has passed out after spending copious amounts of cash on whiskey.

Finally we can have a little peaceful moment

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,317

Congrats On..

Your cheating seems to have paid off well..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,202

@previous (A)
*sigh* looks like it will never get thru your alcohol intoxicated brain
nvm
Your alcohol abuse didnt paid off well huh

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,203

@518,317 (A)
Congrats Bert.. your outside blowjob techniques should serve you quite well in jail starting tomorrow.

+Anonymous S — 8.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,309

@518,045 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

> @518,044 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/03/doj_reminds_judges_they_cant_j.html
> Courts:
> - Must not jail a person for nonpayment of fines or fees without first conducting an indigency determination and establishing that the failure to pay was willful.
>
> - Must consider alternatives to jail for indigent defendants unable to pay fines and fees.
>
> - Must not condition access to a judicial hearing on the prepayment of fines or fees.
>
> - Must provide meaningful notice and, in appropriate cases, a lawyer, when enforcing fines and fees.
>
> - Must not use arrest warrants or license suspensions as a means of coercing the payment of court debt when individuals have not been afforded constitutionally adequate procedural protections.
>
> - Must not employ bail or bond practices that cause indigent defendants to remain jailed solely because they cannot afford to pay for their release.
>
> - Must safeguard against unconstitutional practices by court staff and private contractors.

That doesn't apply in child support and alimony. They'll throw you in debtor's prison on a clerical error even when you pay and The Bradley Bill means your debt keeps growing while you're in jail making no income and cannot be gotten rid of.

I'm not aware if Bert has been married or reproduced though.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,312

@previous (S)
child support/alimony aren't fines/fees afaik so that shouldn't apply

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,316

thread's grate.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,353

@518,168 (P)

I apologize for this post also...I was in a very bad mood..
I should have never said something that awful...And I regret it..

@518,168 (P)
> I am about to go to burger king for my last supper.. I want you all to die in a dick fire tonight...nothing would please me more..
>
>
> DIE!!!
>
> you faggits are worse than the bacteria that grow on rotting corpses..
>
>
> I thought there was some decent people here but I was wrong..
>
>
> ALL I WANT is some goddamn doxes so that when I get out I can drink some blood from the veins of at least one of you..
>
> I asked nicely...I pretty much begged...but you heartless bastards laughed at me...so guess what...consequences will never be the same..

+Anonymous T — 8.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,354

@previous (A)
Shouldn't you be reporting to your probation officer?

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,362

@previous (T)
I have about forty five minutes..

·Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,366

@previous (O)
You are so stupid. You missed breakfast and lunch in jail.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,370

@518,362 (O)
wow did you make it

·Syntax — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,371

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

He is currently with his PO
So we wait and discover if the county will help feed him and dry him out for a few months
Betting they look at the cost of feeding him and give him more time to figure out how to steal the money so the Feds will end up paying his way after he is caught

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,372

So, either he is at meeting, or he fled. Pick one!

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,373

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Well, he is a chicken so...
He most likely went to the meeting to go to jail instead of prison.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,375

@previous (H)
Yep, to scared to go to jail, and to scared to run.

Right now he's stuck between a rock and a hard cock...... Wonder how he'll get out of that one?

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,376

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Who is too scared to run...Motherfucker.
.Fuck you boy..

More like yr ok goddamn weak to run vcays u I cannot even get a peanut butter and bananer sanirch like Elvis.. III am so damn hungry I c oi uld ea empty cigarette packs.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,377

Can someone please help me eat.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,378

Can someone please help me eat.

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,379

@518,377 (O)
I thought you already ate at burger king today?
Also how did the meeting go?

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,380

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,381

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,382

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,383

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,384

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,385

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

+Anonymous U — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,387

Really. Jail serving up quality meal around 6PM
Did they give you one more weak to come up with the money?

·Anonymous N — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,388

I think berts been drinking again.

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,389

@previous (N)
But he's also hungry... You're saying he gave up a couple BK meals for one bottle of hooch?

·Urcle — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,390

@518,388 (N)
Give him a break. He is drinking to celebrate fucking over his PO.

·Anonymous R — 8.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,395

@518,387 (U)

If he started being processed now, he would still miss dinner. He dun goofed.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,396

@518,376 (O)
jesus christ what a show of incompetence

·Anonymous O — 8.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,398

I NEED a hamburger. ..please

I would gladly repay for a hamburger the.ues for a hamburger today..

+Anonymous V — 8.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,413

sorry for all the multiple posts...my phone gets all glitchy when the power is low..

got to go recharge..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,416

Wow!!! Bert doesn't go to jail, now hes begging syntax for money.

After the way you spoke to syntax yesterday, I'd be telling you to go fuck yourself.

·Anonymous R — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,422

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

All that bawling over nothing.

Maybe next time he'll save the tears until he's cuffed.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,445

@518,416 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Well then.. I guess it's a fine thing syntax actually posseses integrity...Something you lack entirely..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,451

@518,026 (B)
> Send all begging to syntax's email, thanks.

@previous (A)
I lack of? You were such a fucking crybaby, dude.

And you call yourself a gay navy boy?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,465

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
he lacks the balls, so he made it up with what he has: a big mouth

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,469

@518,026 (B)

Sorry Anon B, I didn't realize I cited your post on this one -> @518,451 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

That's true, his dick sucking has stretched it out quite a bit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,510

and the crying nerds continue to cry..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,538

@previous (A)
You'll be crying again next week when you don't have the money, and then you'll bitch that we are all selfish twats for not helping a scum like you down on your luck...

·Anonymous R — 8.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,558

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

lol

It's true, plus this whole thread was him bawling about what big meanies we are for not bailing a grown ass man out of situation he created. $100 isn't a fortune, but I'd rather burn the money than give it to someone who abuses women.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,561

@previous (R)
But I have NEVER abused one single woman in forty nine years..

The more you know..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,563

@previous (A)
So you say, Gaybert. We cant believe everything you say. Youve lied so many times already.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,573

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I have NEVER lied to you or the people of TC..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,580

@previous (A)
Yaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.....
Ok Gaybert, if you say so...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,660

@518,561 (A)
somehow i can't take you at your word on that
maybe it's related to
oh you know
your incessant threats of sexual and physical violence

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,662

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I am trying to be better than that now..

·Anonymous U — 8.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,666

@previous (A)
Fail

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,668

@previous (U)
Put both my large hairy testicles in your mouth and suck on them like it's your favorite candy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,669

@518,666 (U)
Put both my large hairy testicles in your mouth and suck on them like it's your favorite candy.

+Anonymous W — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,671

@previous (A)

When you suck off guys on the street for money, do you offer to lick their ass's for an extra charge?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,679

@518,662 (A)
well you're fucking failing
most people don't have to "try" to not threaten people with physical and sexual violence

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Q — 8.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,687

Niggers.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,697

@518,671 (W)
No, he licks the ass for free.

+Anonymous X — 8.2 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,718

Wow, this was like the greatest fucking thread I've ever fucking read!
You guys should make a movie out of this.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,764

@previous (X)
It's just a subplot in the tinychan serial

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,769

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
still one of the gratest subplot

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

+Anonymous Z-2 — 8.1 years ago, 1 month later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,129

Bump

·Syntax — 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,134

@previous (Z-2)

I am betting bert has spent about enough money on Tobacco and Booze to have ended the bail as well as getting his DMV back

Dank Ya for the bump

·Anonymous Z-2 — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,136

@previous (Syntax)
Had to bump.

This is one of the best crybaby Bert threads of all time!

·Syntax — 8.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,140

@previous (Z-2)

I do wonder what the Mod edited out from his topic post

+Anonymous Z-3 — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,143

@531,136 (Z-2)
> Had to bump.
>
> This is one of the best crybaby Bert threads of all time!

It's not a regular thread...it's several merged threads..

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,144

@531,140 (Syntax)
The title.

·Anonymous Z-3 — 8.1 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,145

If I had gone to jail then...I'd be getting out about now...and ready to go hunting..

·Syntax — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,146

@previous (Z-3)

Do they have a no smoking policy in jail?

·Anonymous Q — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,151

@531,143 (Z-3)

> several merged threads..

Cause you couldn't keep your crying and begging to one thread.

·Anonymous Z-2 — 8.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,159

@531,145 (Z-3)
Yea you would. Hunting for a place to keep warm, and go dumpster diving.

·Anonymous Z-3 — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,178

@531,146 (Syntax)
they do indeed have such a policy..

·Syntax — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,180

@previous (Z-3)

So you wood have been fed, kept warm including perhaps parts you no want to have kept warm AND saved up lots from no booze or smokes

Seems to me you made a huge mistrake and by now could have the DMV problem free

·Anonymous Z-2 — 8.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,232

@previous (Syntax)

> Seems to me you made a huge mistrake and by now could have the DMV problem free

Problem was, he was to much of a pussy to go to jail.

+Anonymous Z-4 — 7.8 years ago, 3 months later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,282

Dis sum good reading. Now someone needs to slap a cover on it and get it published.

·Anonymous K — 7.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,283

@previous (Z-4)
Thanks for the memories.

In theory bert has paid in full.

·Anonymous K — 7.8 years ago, 3 weeks later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,471

Buuuuurp.

+Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,524

Paid in full...owe nothing..

I will NEVER FORGET how you All were just sitting around talking shit while I was about to be sent to jail for four months..

+Anonymous Z-6 — 7.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,525

@previous (Z-5)
Proud of you bud, well done. You're one of life's winners.

·Anonymous Z-4 — 7.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,527

@538,524 (Z-5)
But you're back to drinking. You'll be back in tent city before long.

If I were to go the same path you are, I would save up the cash, and go south to get out of the cold harsh winters.

·Syntax — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,545

@538,524 (Z-5)
Yea but you fully admit you are going full on drunk again.

+Anonymous Z-7 — 7.8 years ago, 2 days later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,672

@538,524 (Z-5)
> I will NEVER FORGET how you All were just sitting around talking shit while I was about to be sent to jail for four months..

Neither will we, FagBert :D :D :D

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,683

@538,524 (Z-5)

Still think you should have just gone to jail, fagit.

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,726

@previous (Q)
I would have been getting out right at the first of theyear...if I had..

but no jail for me...I played over three grand to clear up the legal bullshit...restore my license...insurance...etc..

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,727

@538,545 (Syntax)
nope..

foolishly imagined I could drink only once a week again...which of course did not work out..

there are no plans to continue with the drinking now..

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,728

@538,545 (Syntax)
actually has an encounter with an either apparently the most naive police officer of all time...or one who was on something himself...the other night..

Could be rated as a definite miracle I did not wake up in drunk tank the next morning..
HAD to be Devine Intervention or so it seems..

+Anonymous Z-8 — 7.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,730

@previous (Z-5)
> actually has an encounter with an either apparently the most naive police officer of all time...or one who was on something himself...the other night..
>
> Could be rated as a definite miracle I did not wake up in drunk tank the next morning..
> HAD to be Devine Intervention or so it seems..

you spelled divine wrong

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,733

@previous (Z-8)
and..

·Syntax — 7.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,760

@538,727 (Z-5)
> nope..
>
>
> foolishly imagined I could drink only once a week again...which of course did not work out..
>
> there are no plans to continue with the drinking now..

@538,728 (Z-5)

Rare yet I am at a loss for words to reply

> actually has an encounter with an either apparently the most naive police officer of all time...or one who was on something himself...the other night..
>
> Could be rated as a definite miracle I did not wake up in drunk tank the next morning..
> HAD to be Devine Intervention or so it seems..

·Syntax — 7.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,761

@538,730 (Z-8)
> Devine

Did you No Devine means Guess in French

+Anonymous Z-9 — 7.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,801

@518,120 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> also like
> i'm probably one of the brokest people here besides you and i've

Financial advisors would say find something you love and turn it into a career.

Like you say you have sex with anything that moves. At least you claim it on TC all the time. So turn it into a profit.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 7.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,845

@previous (Z-9)
i'm gonna be a goddamn archaeologist

·Anonymous K — 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,847

@538,801 (Z-9)
> Like you say you have sex with anything that moves.
NOT with bert!

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,849

@538,845 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Please name an extinct species after Tinychan. Thanks.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 7.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,855

@previous (Q)
that's not what archaeology does at all:(

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,857

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

> Selling yourself short.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 7.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,858

@previous (Q)
dude i'm 5'0" i couldn't sell myself short if i tried

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,859

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

That's not short enough to get a tard card for your car, so you could definitely be shorter.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,861

@previous (Q)
It's pretty damn short...thats almost like one of them midgets..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,863

@previous (Z-5)

It is not, I literally just said it wasn't. Midgets get tard cards.

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,872

@previous (Q)

pffffft..

I do not recognize your authority on the subject..

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,877

@previous (Z-5)

Don't have to, facts are true whether you believe them or not.

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,884

@previous (Q)
What even is that...like a free bus pass..

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,896

@previous (Z-5)

This, retard.

·Anonymous Z-5 — 7.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,910

@previous (Q)
That has nothing to do with driving..

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #538,911

@previous (Z-5)

·Anonymous Z-9 — 7.8 years ago, 3 days later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #539,218

@538,858 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> dude i'm 5'0" i couldn't sell myself short if i tried

You gained an inch!

·Anonymous Z-9 — 7.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #539,220

@538,845 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> i'm gonna be a goddamn archaeologist

@538,855 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> that's not what archaeology does at all:(

The best kind are the ones like Giorgio Tsoukalos.

·Anonymous Q — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #539,225

@previous (Z-9)

Aliens!

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 7.7 years ago, 3 days later, 10 months after the original post[T] [B] #539,462

@539,218 (Z-9)
i did not!

+Anonymous Φ — 6.9 years ago, 10 months later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,135

burp

+Anonymous Z-11 — 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,144

dang son it has resort to this?

whedit: namefag comes back ppl flee

here comes this out of nowhere thread from way back when lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous Z-12 — 6.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,145

what did bert do to piss off cat?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 6.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,152

@previous (Z-12)
> what did bert do to piss off cat?

What didn't he do to?

+The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w — 6.9 years ago, 20 hours later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,172

Damn!!!! The book has been reopened. These were the days of TC!!!

So what has gaybert been up too, other than dead?

+Anonymous Z-14 — 6.8 years ago, 5 days later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,282

Meanwhile, Wade is working as a sound engineer, making good money and laughing at FagBert's miserable existence...

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,283

@previous (Z-14)
It's nothing so grandiose

·Anonymous ω — 6.8 years ago, 6 days later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,431

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Who asked for this to be bumped?

+Namebro !4xUfreuqD2 — 6.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,432

@previous (Anonymous ω)
Yeah, I wonder who...

It's you

·Anonymous ω — 6.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,433

@previous (Namebro !4xUfreuqD2)
Oh well. My reasoning came from this.
https://tinychan.org/topic/52366

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.7 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,435

@556,431 (Anonymous ω)
Not fucking me, that's who.

Till now.

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