Topic: Snoring. ATTN: Ducky
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,729
I woke up this morning choking and my girlfriend's arse about an inch away from my face. I felt a warm burning sensation deep down to my tracheal carina. I had an awful taste in my mouth. It literally tasted like chit. My eyes were watering and my body convulsed in pain.
I manged to cough-talk out "D-d-did you just fcking fart in my mouth?!"
She angrily responds with "WELL IF YOU DIDN'T SNORE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK OF WAYS TO GET YOU TO STOP!" She then slammed the door, sealing me in the room with my fecal coughing.
Don't snore brahs.
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 37 minutes later[T] [B] #517,885
Hi Matt! Please leave your shit bullshit on MC.
Thanks.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,888
@previous (B)
TGcomix, how's life outside Thai prison?
·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #517,889
@previous (A)
Your time in prison is coming Matt. Keep asking those underage girls for nude pics. Sick fatt bastard.
+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,310
@previous (B)
Lol how mad!
@517,888 (A)
lol
+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,461
Ducky not around.
+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,560
@previous (D)
I did hear about an ISIL spring training camp.
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