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Topic: I just bought 2 and a 1/2 acres of land for $11,000

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.2 years ago #47,716

I'm so proud of my accomplishment!

It's all woods, and for that price, it was a hell of a deal!

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+Anonymous B9.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #517,737

gonna try and re-enact deliverance with bert?

edit: and syntax?

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·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,738

@previous (B)
Nope, I won't allow squatters on my land.

+Anonymous C9.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,739

Sounds grate, bud. It's good to have a dedicated corpse disposal area.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,744

@previous (C)
Lmao

+Anonymous D9.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,746

@517,737 (B)
damlol

+Anonymous E9.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,780

What how

+Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,781

@previous (E)
american land is cheap

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,782

@previous (F)
That all depends on where it's at. The seller wanted $16,000 for it, and I managed to get him down to $11,000.

+Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,783

> two acres of woods for eleven grand

> great deal


Pick one..

·Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,784

@517,782 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> managed to get him down to eleven grand


Hahahahahahahahahaha..


That's like A car dealer knocking a grand of a car with a sticker price of eleven grand and you thinking you got a bargain...But the car as only worth six grand..

Wow..

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,785

@previous (G)

jelly much

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,786

@517,784 (G)
> > managed to get him down to eleven grand
>
>
> Hahahahahahahahahaha..
>
>
> That's like A car dealer knocking a grand of a car with a sticker price of eleven grand and you thinking you got a bargain...But the car as only worth six grand..
>
> Wow..

Says the homeless scumbag who's only shelter is a leaky tent, can't scrounge up enough change to get a Burger King Whopper, and has to resort to dumpster diving.

To bad you'll never experience owning property Bert. Everywhere you go, you're only trespassing.

Enjoy your stay in jail soon, faggot.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 32 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,787

@517,785 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He can't even afford a biscuit to go with his jelly.......

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,789

@517,784 (G)
P.S. Bert, how's the job hunting coming today? What new, lame excuse are you gonna give us today on why you couldn't go look for one?

·Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,792

Faggit troll seems upset..


Maybe there's oil under those trees and scrub brush...Then it might be worth more than twelve hundred..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,804

@previous (G)
Gaybert seems a little jelly cause he will never own a piece of land.

The most you will ever own is that piece of shit tent, and the clothes you own now.

You'll always be like your dead daddy Bert. A failure.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,810

congrats, whatcha gonna do with it?

@517,784 (G)
dude you're homeless

·Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,811

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I once owned a small property..

·Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,812

@previous (G)
your tent doesn't count

·Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 6 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,813

@517,804 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Blah blah faggit troll..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,814

@517,810 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Have a house built. Not a giant one, thinking of going with about a 512 square foot, rustic type one.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,816

@517,813 (G)

Hey you piece of homeless scum, why didn't you answer this question?

See @517,789 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

I know, I know, it's none of my goddamn business.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,817

@517,812 (F)
He thinks that wherever he pops up that cheap, raggedy ass, leaky tent, he owns that small piece of property.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,819

@517,814 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
how far is it from civilization?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,821

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
About 10 miles from nearest town, and the closest neighbor is about a mile away.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,822

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
wow, it really is a perfect corpse disposal area

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,823

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Lol it is indeed. Near the back of the property is a steep down hill, I can just roll the bodies down there!

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,824

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

need pic

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,825

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Of what nugget? Property?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,826

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Or Bert's corpse after you dumped it there

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,827

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh hell no.....

I'm not taking any chances on bringing any FND infected bodies to my area.

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·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,828

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Ok make sense
then just the prop

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,829

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I won't get back out there probably until this weekend. I'll take a few pics.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,830

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

k cool

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