Topic: Found the perfect job for Bert!
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,702
I just watched a show 'bout a guy who lives alone in a tent on the Greenland tundra, making documentaries on Arctic wildlife. Got me thinking: Bert managed to survive three months in a filthy urban shithole, so filming wolves, bears and musk oxen would be a walk in the park for him.(Edited 26 seconds later.)
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #517,536
What a helluva life. There's something romantic about being in a cold wilderness like that by yourself.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,537
He cant live without a liquor store nearby
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,538
No alcohol, no smokes, no Bert.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,539
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
@517,537 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's the best part. He'd have to go cold turkey.
@517,537 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's the best part. He'd have to go cold turkey.
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,541
There are a lot of things Bert could do. He's just choosing alcohol before all else.
+itnA !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,546
I feel like being a guinea pig for some medical experiment taking place in international waters would make more sense for Bert.
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,621
+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #517,659
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Bert doesnt have the money for full blown alcoholism though.
I know what you mean about withdrawals though, Im an ex alcy and the DTs put me in a coma.
Bert doesnt have the money for full blown alcoholism though.
I know what you mean about withdrawals though, Im an ex alcy and the DTs put me in a coma.
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #517,755
@previous (G)
You're probably right. At work I just get to hear all the ways people die and have had quite a few of them related to quitting alcohol cold turkey
You're probably right. At work I just get to hear all the ways people die and have had quite a few of them related to quitting alcohol cold turkey
+Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #517,773
@OP
you found the erect job for bert ?
you found the erect job for bert ?
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