Topic: Hello, please.
+Nigerian Prince — 9.2 years ago #47,657
Please to be making your acquaintance.
I am prince in my home land of Nigeria, and heard maybe you have a homeless guy asking for money here. I will send this person 50,000 dollars. They just have to maybe please be sending me information to wire money.
I will need:
Full name
SS#
DL/ID #
Current mailing address
Mother's maiden name
Sexual orientation
Bank account #(if applicable)
Bank routing #(if applicable)
Blood type
Religion
known diseases or afflictions
Please to be writing me back soon, thank you.
I can not guarantee how long this offer will remain valid. Please to be responding swiftly, to ensure maximum amount of money sent.
Ciao,
Nigerian Prince
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #516,894
We cannot help you because we have a white guy who lives on street and needs all of our spare change
+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,915
@OP
Dear friend,
That is most noble of you, here is the information you requested.
Regards,
Not A Nigerian Prince
> SS#
023434296
> Full name
Roberta Drinky Hernandez Esq.
> DL/ID #
D6781910976751-0
> Current mailing address
N/A; that one tent innawoods
> Mother's maiden name
Unknown, abandoned at birth
> Sexual orientation
Fagusexual
> Bank account #(if applicable)
N/A
> Bank routing #(if applicable)
N/A
> Blood type
O-
> Religion
Zoroastrian
> known diseases or afflictions
A mutated strand of FND that affects "semi-Caucasian" humanoids, dropsy, cirrhosis, French pox, alcoholism, scabbies, Tennessee crotch rot, too many mental disorders to list, etc. Please contact his primary care physician, Dr. Jack Kervorkian for a more up to date list.
+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,919
> Tennessee crotch rot
That is not a thing..
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,920
> Tennessee crotch rot
That is bc not a thing..
·Nigerian Prince (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,921
@previous (D)
If not a thing, why come you say you have it? Please to be telling me the information I need, or no can I send you money.
·Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,922
@516,919 (D)
It is a form of fungal infection almost exclusive to Tennessean hobos. There is no known fungicide that can rectify it and ultimately your junk will fall off.
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
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