Topic: It is the end of the word...
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,646
You are standing face to face with Bert on the ledge. Bert has decided to man up and show up to the fight. This will be the final battle in the entire history of humankind. How do you conduct yourself?
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #516,735
As an empathetic human being understanding of his plight and unfortunate circumstances that led to his current life.
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+Anonymous C — 9.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,740
"STOP BEING DEAD AND START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD YOU WORTHLESS INGRATE!"+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #516,748
I'd pull out by trusty spatula and proceed to bludgeon him to death. Obviously I know I must end Bert to seal the portal that all these homeless demons are crawling out of to wreak havoc upon our world.
+Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,755
@OP
They better eat their wearies that morning.
They better eat their wearies that morning.
+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,756
@OP
Hand him a bottle of Everclear.
Hand him a bottle of Everclear.
·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,764
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,766
Throw a Wendy's double cheeseburger over the side. He'd be dumb enough to jump.
·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,770
·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,775
@previous (E)
Isn't there some part of you that despises alcohol and your dependency on it? It appears to be a major factor in what created many of the problems you're dealing with today.
Plus it goes without saying that if you keep it up you'll have bigger problems tomorrow thanks to it.
Isn't there some part of you that despises alcohol and your dependency on it? It appears to be a major factor in what created many of the problems you're dealing with today.
Plus it goes without saying that if you keep it up you'll have bigger problems tomorrow thanks to it.
·Anonymous E — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,781
@previous (D)
> Isn't there some part of you that despises alcohol and your dependency on it? It appears to be a major factor in what created many of the problems you're dealing with today.
>
> Plus it goes without saying that if you keep it up you'll have bigger problems tomorrow thanks to it.
I am trying...But shit is hard..
> Isn't there some part of you that despises alcohol and your dependency on it? It appears to be a major factor in what created many of the problems you're dealing with today.
>
> Plus it goes without saying that if you keep it up you'll have bigger problems tomorrow thanks to it.
I am trying...But shit is hard..
·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,794
@516,775 (D)
His new year's resolution was to quit drinking, and not once did he try to stop.
When he went several days without alcohol, it was because he was broke.
He likes his alcohol as much as he liked his seamen's semen.
His new year's resolution was to quit drinking, and not once did he try to stop.
When he went several days without alcohol, it was because he was broke.
He likes his alcohol as much as he liked his seamen's semen.
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