Topic: Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbation"
+Anonymous A — 9.2 years ago #47,613
The bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission'
Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.
Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”
The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.”
Allowing Texas men only “occasional” masturbatory emissions inside the approved facilities, the bill would insist that the resulting semen be “stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.”
After receiving its first reading, the bill has now been referred to the Texas House State Affairs Committee. Ms Farrar has proposed that it become law on September 1.
*Editorial note: "counselling"
Syntax approves of this sperling.
+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 22 minutes later[T] [B] #516,322
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+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago, 2 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,329
·Observer !XikUT6368g — 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,333
@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
That is a poorly formatted topic. No image and notice no one bothered to reply.
" On average, 8 out of 10 people will read headline copy, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest. This is the secret to the power of your title, and why it so highly determines the effectiveness of the entire piece.
That is a poorly formatted topic. No image and notice no one bothered to reply.
" On average, 8 out of 10 people will read headline copy, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest. This is the secret to the power of your title, and why it so highly determines the effectiveness of the entire piece.
·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #516,342
@previous (Observer !XikUT6368g)
One replied there.
Meanwhile none of the replies here have to do with the actual topic, simtax.
One replied there.
Meanwhile none of the replies here have to do with the actual topic, simtax.
+Anonymous F — 9.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #516,343
+Anonymous G — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #516,344
I discovered the improved way to spell counselling.
·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #516,345
+Anonymous H — 9.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,351
> Finally.
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