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Topic: Listen fucksticks who have never been to jail.

+Anonymous A 9.3 years ago #47,564

You can not possibly imagine how nasty it is.
Lease abstain from guessing about it.

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #515,709

Can't be any more nasty than you Bert.

You just admitted to sleeping in a filthy tent, with filthy blankets, on the filthy part of town.

+Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,710

How nasty is it?

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,711

It can't be any nastier than Thailand.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,720

of coz we never go to jail
we abide the law, unlike you, society leech outlaw
even after you go into jail you're still leeching on the society
fucking parasite

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,745

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> of coz we never go to jail
> we abide the law, unlike you, society leech outlaw
> even after you go into jail you're still leeching on the society
> fucking parasite

I will end your life..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,747

@previous (A)
cops will end yours before you can end any

+Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,750

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Taken down in a drunken firestorm. After smearing "Free Bert" in his feces, on the courthouse wall. Nothing of value will be lost that day, except the bullet used to put him down. Even it is worth more than bert, on his best day.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)


·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,751

@previous (E)
i agree
should just beat him to death with nightstick

·Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,752

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

To be fair; would you want to get close enough to beat him with a nightstick, after he was just smearing his feces on the wall? Pretty sure you'd catch FND.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,753

@previous (E)

with full swat gear and a riot shield, I think one can beat the shit out of him without worrying about FND infestation

+Dead !Pool..v42s9.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,763

I'd send you cash cause jail sucks, but we are trying to panhandle for our hill supplies ourselves. Sorry and good luck. Fly a sign, "crack spange" if you have to man

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,796

@515,745 (A)

You do know that death threats like this can help you find your way to a jail cell much faster?

@515,747 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

He did say he was going to an hero by cop. If he does that means the most common cause of death for TinyComrades will be cops AFAIK.

@515,752 (E)

Just to verify, FND is a blood-borne illness, right?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,797

@previous (C)
> He did say he was going to an hero by cop. If he does that means the most common cause of death for TinyComrades will be cops AFAIK.

He would chicken out at the last moment
He always does

+Anonymous G9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,806

@515,720 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@515,747 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@515,750 (E)

i laughed so hard i had tears running down my face

·Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,837

@515,796 (C)

Bodily fluids in general. If you remember the research findings I made, it was originally transmitted by the bite or scratch of a feral negro. As time went on, we learned even sharing French fries with an infected negro could spread the disease. Now FND is one of the top-ten major threats to Tinychania, right behind autism and the Clorox agenda.

@515,753 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Maybe if you wear a hazmat suit underneath, I wouldn't risk it otherwise.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,051

@previous (E)

So it's somewhere between the Zombie virus in 28 days later and full blown AIDS. Maybe this pandemic will make chain mail fashionable again or maybe something like goretex t-shirts and chain mail? brb, gotta call some SCA members to see about an investment.

·Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,058

@previous (C)

New research shows that in stressful situations, the virus can take on a slug-like form, and escape it's host. Once out, it infects the nearest organism. Chain mail may prove ineffective against such threats.

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,064

@previous (E)
This is worse than I thought. Although perhaps if we can study how the virus does it we could apply our findings to a form of nanotech?

Brb, cancelling an investment.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w9.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,076

jim-parsons-094f034048394457169d426.jpg@516,058 (E)
@previous (C)

If I may interject. Perhaps you could go after the core FND carrier, who would be Bert of Knoxville Tennessee.

Now if you can eradicate the primary carrier, finishing off the rest of the outbreak should be a breeze.

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,077

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w)
What if there's a way to monetize FND while wiping out the bulk of humanity with it?

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,078

sheldon-cooper.jpg@previous (C)
I like the way you think!

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #516,084

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w)

TinyCollege wasn't a complete waste of time, you know.

All the pieces of the puzzle are there, it's just figuring out how to make it work.

Are zombies still popular? Maybe we can do a theme park with the infected in a zoo of sorts and have real risk to the visitors? Call it 'Feral Park' or 'Zombieland World.'

Plenty of people are busy in their bunkers fapping to apocalyptic scenarios, let's give them a chance to really live it.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #516,103

@previous (C)
Hmmmm, I think calling it "Zombie Zoo" would be a better choice. Because caing it "Feral Park" could possibly tip them off.

We could get our FND expert to help, that would be Nugget Syntaxroll.

·Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #516,104

@516,064 (C)

Every cloud has a silver lining. However, it seems giving it to reptoids was a mistake. We have evidence that the squamous ones have been developing their own variants of the virus, to use against us.

@516,076 (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !eZLxT/ap4w)

Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a patient zero scenario. As FEL operative REDACTED eliminated the organism we traced back to the source of the FND pandemic.

@516,077 (C)

Unfortunately, FND does not cause death in it's victims. They can sustain their lives for decades, off nothing more than 40s, toilet shine, fried chicken, or watermelon. This is why FEL has opted out of using FND as a "plague" solution. We would have millions of feral nuggets, roaming the streets, and turning all of humanity into feral nuggets. Our only solution would be to wall off Nu Eden, unless Tinyscientists can perfect nugget cloaking technology, this just isn't a very viable option. Even if they do, seems like a waste of land to give all that to feral nuggets. Just so they can rape, yell at each other, make toilet shine, grow watermelons, and fry chickens.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

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