Topic: Bert, I can't send you any cash, but

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.3 years ago #47,556

Want some pizza? Me and the girlfriend can't eat all of this.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #515,590

> Me and the girlfriend
You found a new girl? This is excellent news
Hope she's better than your ex

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,596

@previous (B)
This one puts the ex to shame!

+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,605

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Does she lovingly pegg you just the way you like it? lol

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,610

@previous (C)
Oh hell yea. Cause she knows you like licking the dildo after we are done.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,617

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

> butthurt

did it hit too close to home lmao

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,636

@previous (C)
Not at all. You can't upset me. No matter how hard you try.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,645

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> You can't upset me.

Your replies say otherwise honeypoo :^)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,648

@previous (C)
You can read the replies in any voice tone in your head, as you wish.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,649

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Sounds a lot like denial lol

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,650

@previous (C)
No denial here.

But why are you so upset?

You seem to be raging on and on about this thread.

Did Bert not let you suck his filthy, crusty nuts today?

Awwwwww, bad, bad Bert.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,651

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> dat long ass reply

tl;dr

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,653

@previous (C)
Why are you crying?

And stop lying bitch, you read every word.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,658

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
You're obsessed fam. Hold your breath and count to 10.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,662

@previous (C)
No, I'm not obsessed. You're obsessed. You're continuing to reply to a thread, made by me.

Now take your meds, drink your Kool aid, and head to bed.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,663

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

You really should seek help fam. I'm not a doctor but I think anyone would be able to see you have some deep seated issues with me.

This obsession has to stop because quite frankly I'm getting some major stalker vibes from you.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,668

@previous (C)
Why do you constantly reply?

Stop crying, and quit being so obsessed.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,669

looks good besides the mushrooms!

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,670

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I love mushrooms.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,672

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
i think they're really cool just as a biological thing
but the texture i'm not a fan of
they're okay in small enough pieces when they're not a primary focus of the food

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,674

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Yep, not everyone is a fan of them. My brother tho, he eats them on a daily basis. I might eat some every one or two weeks.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,681

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
i've been looking into using TVP
it's a good base for any sauces or spices, it's cheap, you can use it like any ground meat, and it doesn't go bad
it sounds pretty ideal actually

also protip
when making garlic bread, brush the bread with a mixture of olive oil, garlic/garlic powder, onion/onion flakes/onion powder, salt, and nutritional yeast
nutritional yeast seriously makes it so good

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,688

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I've used TVP when I went on a long hike. It does last forever.

I'm not much of a garlic bread fan tho.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,765

That looks like a good pizza

+Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,841

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Too many mushrooms.

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