Topic: How to legally get a girlfriend

+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,541

What you'll need:
An rfid scanner
code injector

1. You use an RFID scanner to get her code.
2. Call bank of america to get an unlock code.
3. enter the code into the code injector and point it at her
4. initiate the conversation and she will treat you like a human being

If you don't execute step 3 properly she will call you ugly and kill you and collect her 1000 dollars from bank of america from being a victim of rape.

Back in 2010, Emperor Obama passed a new law banning a guy from talking to a girl making that rape.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9.3 years ago, 46 minutes later[T] [B] #515,418

Sounds intense

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,433

just order one from vietnam

+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,438

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
that's a wife not a girlfriend

+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,446

Thanks, OP!

I was a little hesitant at first to deal with BoA, but OP made it super easy to replace my grill with a newer model.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,476

@515,438 (D)
advanced girlfriend

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