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Topic: Bert, question for you.

+Anonymous A9.3 years ago #47,530

I was just wondering while I was at my house, and as I stood in my kitchen, cooking a good meal of fried chicken, homemade mashed potatoes, and corn.

What kind of recipes do homeless people have. Do you guys get together and go dumpster diving, and put together a scrap meal, or is dumpster diving like a homeless cuisine.

+Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #515,222

Wow, is this what tc is reduced to? Making fun of a defenseless homeless person? Shame on you man, your mother taught you better than this.

What if I made fun of one your your afflictions? In fact, why don't you type out something that makes you feel bad so that we can laugh at you. After all, if you can dish it out then surely you must be able to take some back.

·The Asshole (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,226

@previous (B)
You want ne to type out something that makes me feel sad, so you can laugh at me......OK


I feel sad because Bert's mom killed herself, after realizing he is an embarrassment to the family.

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,228

@previous (The Asshole)
Shame on you, a mother is a sacred thing. You seem to have something against Bert that is very deep seated. Is it because he reminds you of yourself? It seems a lot of people on tc have this very problem. Sometimes it's because of his drunkeness which they admit in other threads to having, or his extreme apathy, even his poor situation in life which mirrors their own. It's a sad state of affairs really.

·The Asshole (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,230

@previous (B)


Are you trying to make me feel....bad? Good news, it's not working.

There is nothing about Bert that reminds me of me.

Never been homeless, never been an alcoholic, and never had a poor situation.

As for his mommy, what fuck do I give?

If you're so concerned about his well being, then invite him to move in with you.

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,231

@previous (The Asshole)
> There is nothing about Bert that reminds me of me.

you're literally named "the asshole"... The denial is palpable.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM9.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,233

Anonymous B, are you Bert?

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,234

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Are you a man?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #515,235

@515,231 (B)

> you're literally named "the asshole"... The denial is palpable.

There is a difference between being an asshole, and being The Asshole.

Bert is an asshole, yes, but I am not "an" asshole in terms of Bert's chosen lifestyle.

I am "The Asshole". I'm that asshole who cares nothing about you, Bert, or anyone in this world. Nothing.

I will cut you down every chance I get. I will hurt your feelings, every chance I get. I will make you cry, every chance I get. I will downgrade you so bad, it'll make your mama cry, and not once, will I feel bad. I am that Asshole.

Any further questions?

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,237

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

I'm going to ask you never to respond to me again unless I give you permission. Thanks.

Mod, you can ban him now XOXO

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,238

@previous (B)
I'll respond to you whenever I feel like it bitch.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,240

@515,237 (B)

LOL I think it's hilarious when you declare that people can't respond to you unless you ask them to. Although if you're a child I can see the logic, many kids tend to declare that people can't do something just because they said it. Sorry if you're a child and I didn't realize it!

+Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,242

@OP KYS.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,243

@previous (E)
You first.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,244

@515,237 (B)
Hmmmm.... Once again, your report must not have went through.

Please try again later.

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,245

@515,238 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I thought I asked you to not respond to me? Are you mentally deficient? Is there some special way I should tell you? Let me make it as crystal clear to you as possible.

I allow you to read my posts but that doesn't mean I allow you to respond. If responding means to type on your keyboard with your sausage-like fingers to make some barely legible curse riddled response then what I need you to do is to do the opposite.

Do not reply to this post.

@515,240 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

I don't know what the issue is honestly. I ask nicely for people not to respond to me and I very much expect my orders to be followed.

What's so hard to understand?

(Edited 45 seconds later.)


+Anonymous F9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,246

@515,235 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)


heres a question...Why don't you pm a mod with your address and have the pm it to me..

THEN we shall how long you run your smatass mouth before you have a size twelve steel toed boots down your throat..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,248

@515,245 (B)
I don't give a fuck that you told me not to respond to you. I already told you, I will respond to you when I fucking want to, bitch.

@previous (F)

Well, even if I do, how you gonna get here gaybert? You pussy out of every fight you should have went to.

Besides, I don't have to worry, you won't show up anyway, cause as always, you'll pussy out.

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,249

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
reported...sigh..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,250

funny-baby-face-crying-3.jpg@previous (B)
Keep crying bitch.

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,252

@515,245 (B)

Lol the issue is that you have no right to "order" anyone to do anything.

+Anonymous G9.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,290

@515,235 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Are you 13??"

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,295

@previous (G)
I'm probably older than you.

·Anonymous G9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,299

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
That's quite possible!

+Anonymous H9.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,300

@515,230 (The Asshole)
> never been an alcoholic
I thought you said you were an alcoholic at some point in that addiction thread?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,301

@previous (H)
Nope, I've never been an alcoholic. I drink a couple of beers on Friday or Saturday night, and one or two during the week, but that's about it.

+Anonymous I9.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,302

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
aren't you the trucker as well?
https://tinychan.org/topic/46870#reply_508871

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #515,317

@previous (I)
Nope,

please reread
@515,301 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #515,318

@515,302 (I)
Nope,

Please reread @515,301 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #515,320

....

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

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