Topic: I've converted to Christianity

+Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.3 years ago #47,524

I've decided to announce that I've converted to Christianity and publicly renounce my previous pacts with Satan and his wicked ways.

May you all find the light of the Lord, our God, on this blessed day.

<3,

Prokhristos

+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #515,165

You can't be Christian if you're not from the west. Sorry.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,166

Super dislike!

·Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,167

@515,165 (B)
Hah

We are all God's children regardless of where we're from, brother. Christ wouldn't condemn our fellow man solely because they were born in the East would he? Of course not. Hallelujah!

·Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,168

@515,166 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

I apologize, this must come as a shock, but I hope you'll change your mind and come to know Christ's love.

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,169

@515,167 (Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You sound a lot like the blacks who convert willingly to Islam(or at least their bastardized version of it) forgetting that Allah abhorred their kind and so does the Islamic world. It's an altogether a new type of Uncle Tom.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,170

Is this an April Fools prank? What becomes of the Forced Euthanasia Lobby? Does God still support the cause?

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,171

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Oh right April fucking fools day... DAG you already got me, Anti. You were the first of I'm sure many to come today. 👵🏻

·Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #515,172

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

Oh, no, as a Christian I wouldn't joke about something this serious.

I especially wouldn't sacrifice my immortal soul for a cheap laugh.

God bless.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,178

Amen

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,179

This topic was but a beautiful dream

+Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,188

This is discerning.

+Anti — 9.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,190

Also: big juicy COCKS

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,192

@previous (Anti)

You know people can see when you join the thread, right?

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,196

@515,190 (Anti)
What I mean is, sure we all know Anti loves big juicy cocks but we know it is just someone else putting words in his mouth (when he would prefer big juicy cocks in there instead)

I am just saying.

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,197

@previous (Anonymous F)

You seem to have to have cocks on the brain, sir.

·Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,206

@515,188 (F)
I've also learned that literally all conspiracies are perpetuated by evil satanists. Can't believe it took me this long to find the light.

@515,179 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I don't understand. God bless.

@515,190 (Anti)
I'll pray for you.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,232

@previous (Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

What is the fate of the Forced Euthanasia Lobby?

+Prokhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,253

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It's now the Forced Ministries Lobby, or FML, not f*** my life.

We shall force the gospel on everyone and make TinyChan an eChurch.

+Andykhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,266

Room for one more Anti?

PS Hail Satan!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #515,269

Now that it's the 2nd I've decided to recant my renouncement and conversion and accept his infernal majesty once more.

@previous (Andykhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

Always.

Hail Satan!

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

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