Topic: Does this post by Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson surprise you?

+The Rock — 9.3 years ago #47,516

I've been cooking brownies this whole time.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #515,154

They don't even have walnuts and I bet they weren't even done from scratch. You could've done this in half an hour instead of over the course of many years, Dwayne.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,173

Now I'm cooking meth.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,177

You should turn a better profit with meth than you ever did with those brownies anyway.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 5 days later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,512

New plan, now I'm cooking LSD.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 4 months later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,559

Now, I'm just cooking grilled cheese.

+Anonymous C — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,573

@previous (The Rock)

Grilled Cheese will not end you up as cell mate doing your rear end.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,577

@previous (C)
You got something you wanna say about the Rock's cooking?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,578

@previous (The Rock)
Yeah those brownies look pretty damn good.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,579

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thanks, I worked on them during my entire wrestling career.

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,580

@previous (The Rock)
How do you keep them from going rancid, Mr. Rock? Does brownie batter keep indefinitely?

+Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,581

@previous (B)
He probably adds some of his babby batter.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,585

@537,580 (B)
I made several batches, which were cooking when I went into the ring. Which is why I always asked if people could smell what I was cooking. I wanted compliments on my brownies.

+Anonymous F — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,586

Are your brownies rock solid?

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,592

@previous (F)
The first few batches were.

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,608

@537,581 (E)
I thought that was more like how people use buttermilk to add twang to biscuits?

@537,585 (The Rock)
They do look like quality brownies despite being plain. Grate job.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,616

@previous (B)
I'm so happy you've come around. What you said earlier really hurt my feelings.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 2 months later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,622

Now I'm cooking a cinnamon danish.

+Niebelgeiser !tDLdMOwwO. — 8.2 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,652

Will you be interested in joining me? You may provide the refreshments and will get an honorable title.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,664

@previous (Niebelgeiser !tDLdMOwwO.)
I don't need your paltry offerings. Not with my acting career.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

·Niebelgeiser !tDLdMOwwO. — 8.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,670

@previous (The Rock)
You will live to regret this.

·Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,680

@542,622 (The Rock)
Isn't that cultural appropriation?

·The Rock (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,691

@previous (B)
You could look at it that way, I see it as delicious.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,701

@previous (The Rock)
Still sounds racist, but I'll allow it.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,717

@previous (B)
Racism is the other thing I'm cooking.

·Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,718

@previous (The Rock)
Is that what that smell is?

·The Rock (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T] [B] #542,719

@previous (B)
Usually.

·The Rock (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 2 months later, 1.2 year after the original post[T] [B] #546,603

Now, I'm cooking meth again.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.2 year after the original post[T] [B] #546,638

@previous (The Rock)
hi mr Johnson

·The Rock (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[T] [B] #546,642

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Hello, mr.yellow monkey. Wanna buy some meth?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[T] [B] #546,643

@previous (The Rock)
no thx, Im broke and Im gud with my glue

·The Rock (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[T] [B] #546,644

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

I'm always here, if you change your mind, friend.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·The Rock !!0OACCFsE98 (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 7 months later, 1.8 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,796

Now I'm cooking shine.

+Anonymous I — 7.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1.8 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,797

@previous (The Rock !!0OACCFsE98)
Shine, that's a real mans liquor there. Bert couldn't handle that shit.

+Anonymous J — 7.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.8 year after the original post[T] [B] #556,801

@556,796 (The Rock !!0OACCFsE98)
Damn - Tomorrow I have some questions for you about that NICE Rig.

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