TinyChan

Topic: I think I know who my second victim would be.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM9.3 years ago #47,475

Anon predicted I'd kill two people. Bert is potentially one of them by accident. The other I am thinking is TGcomix and this might be out of courtesy. Minichan is turning to shit with nothing except for his whines and threads obsessing with him. He seems like a lost soul whenever The Doctor's post ratio is low. I cannot stand to see him so desperate for an arch nemesis.

+Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #514,551

Matt's the one making all those threads about TG. I wish they'd ban Matt, he's the one turning all the boards to shit.

+Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,553

@previous (B)
> Matt's the one making all those threads about TG.
Nice shitpost, TGMadComix.

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 29 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,554

@previous (C)

Hi Matt!!

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,555

@previous (B)
:DDDDD

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,556

@514,551 (B)
Ban both then?

·Anonymous B9.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,557

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I would if I was mod.

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,558

@514,556 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
>>>/hugbox.cu.cc/

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,559

@previous (C)
Why are you bringing up ancient history?

You should have linked to:

>>>/punychan.org/

·Anonymous C9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #514,560

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Sorry.

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
>>>/punychan.org/

+Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,566

@OP

If you killed TG and Matt you'd probably get a medal.

+Anonymous E9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,567

You'd kill Bert accidentally by fucking his asshole too hard.

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,569

@OP

I know you have it in you, Cat. It gladdens my heart to hear that you're picking out your victims in advance and may even be moving on to the execution phase soon.

If you need any assistance or moral support just lmk.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,572

@previous (D)
I need Domestos. ;-)

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,575

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

I think that can be arranged. Would Clorox work just as well?

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,578

@previous (D)
It wouldn't feel the same, but I suppose.

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,579

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Ugh, okay, fine. Only the best for our budding murderer.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,580

@previous (D)
TGcomix's death has to fit his life and since he was so obsessed with The Doctor I think it is only right that TGcomix takes his medication.

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,581

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Sounds fitting. Maybe you could wear a Christopher Eccleston mask too?

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,582

@previous (D)
Yes! Dress like The Ninth Doctor while wearing the crudely drawn Guy Fawkes masks. That is brilliant.

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,585

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Most excellent. Now we'll just need to calculate the dose and what to do about corpse removal.

I'd suggest force-feeding him a full gallon of Domestos. That's enough to cure the autism of a 400lb man... speaking of large individuals, disposal might be a problem. Might I suggest you leave the body? Maybe just mutilate the corpse and leave. You could paint 'TinyChan.org' or 'Up yer dosage' on the wall in blood, arrange the body parts in an outlandish way to startle whoever stumbles on the scene, etc. The only real limitation is your imagination.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,587

@previous (D)
You have to make sure you do not leave behind any DNA or fingerprints.

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #514,588

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Ideally, yes, but with some precautionary measures it seems doable. Prevention is the best medicine in this case. Don't allow yourself to leave any DNA evidence in the first place and incinerate the doctor outfit. Maybe write a suicide note for him and say some nonsense about how he was tormented by his sexual predilections.

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