Topic: Bert is going to Cochella!

+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,422

http://www.someecards.com/life/holidays/craigslist-ad-coachella-creepy/?utm_source=someecards&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=refires

+Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #513,935

Me thinks you missed the other story underneath yours and I do mean Underneath

Woman boldly shares hospital photo after surgery to remove a sex toy.

An English woman named Emma Phillips reportedly rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery after a vibrator got... lost... inside... her.

The 24-year-old student teacher apparently posted the following picture to Facebook:

When a bit of Saturday morning playtime results in spending the day in Wrexham hospital having a nice pink vibrator surgically removed from your bowel areas.... whilst it's still vibrating. If you can't on a Saturday when can ya?According to the Daily Mail, Phillips looked around for the sex toy, thinking her boyfriend was joking around by hiding it, before "she realised it was inside her when she felt it 'buzzing.'"

Are you sitting down? You should sit down.The couple then decided to try to get the missing toy out themselves, using such subtle weaponry as a "fork handle" and "barbecue prongs.""He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won't be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up—it was a goner."

When they finally went to the hospital, doctors were able to manually extract the vibrator and avoid major surgery.Shared Phillips: "We weren't going to do anything about it because of the embarrassment—there's a big taboo about it—but we knew we needed help."

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,940

@previous (Syntax)
Why would people care about this as much as you do?

+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,941

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
We don't call him the creepy old goat for nothing.

+Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,946

@513,940 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Who said I cared all that much. Just the idea that prim n proper English gal wood have no clue her boyfriend put a something hell anything up her pooper and she was unaware AND Putting her pic on facebook -

But hey if you think the topic story is was more better well stand up n say so

+Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,947

@previous (Syntax)

Shut up.

+Anonymous G — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,948

@previous (F)
Who the fuck are you to tell anyone here to shut up?

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,949

@previous (G)

Shut the hell up.

·Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,951

@previous (F)

You just angry cause your mom is a crack whore and you want to place blame on everyone but urself.

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,952

@previous (Syntax)

Shut your fucking hole, old man.

+Anonymous H — 9.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,953

@previous (F)
Are you the reason your mother became a crack whore?

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,971

@513,952 (F)
Syntax's birth was the result of anal leakage out of his mom's butthole.

·Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,975

@previous (D)

You sure are dumb as all fuck
https://tinychan.org/topic/47425#reply_513972

1 you copypasta one of my lines
2 you hate your life so much it bugs you someone older with money like myself has wot you will never have at any age'

HAPPINESS

·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,983

@previous (Syntax)
> You sure are dumb as all fuck
> https://tinychan.org/topic/47425#reply_513972
>
> 1 you copypasta one of my lines
> 2 you hate your life so much it bugs you someone older with money like myself has wot you will never have at any age'
>
> ALZHEIMERS

+Anonymous I — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,989

@previous (F)
Shh, is okay now. Bad man is go.

+Anonymous J — 9.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,038

@513,951 (Syntax)
> You just angry cause your mom is a crack whore and you want to place blame on everyone but urself.
you came back with a short fuse didnt ya

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,046

@513,975 (Syntax)
> 1 you copypasta one of my lines

Why are you crying? You copypasta everyone's lines.

> 2 you hate your life so much it bugs you someone older with money like myself has wot you will never have at any age'

I got plenty of cash. I don't lie to everyone like you do, and keep making up bullshit stories.

Your so called daughter(that no one believes you have), after 20 something years in college, she should have graduated by now. Is she so retarded she keeps flunking class? Or does she return to give all the male students an "oral" exam?

> HAPPINESS

You don't have happiness. Your time at that run down nursing home is ending soon. Youll be dead before long.

Nb4 Syntax rages about all the hours he works, and before he cries about me being anal leakage.

·Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,062

@previous (D)
> after 20 something years in college

You really need to learn basic math.

> Your time at that run down nursing home is ending soon. Youll be dead before long.

You will be dead long b4 me and you will die of self inflicted wound because you hate life so much

> You don't have happiness.

Really? I cannot will NOT begin to describe the terrific work day I have had and 2nites plans as was last nites fun is going to again be over the top with Joy -

> about me being anal leakage.

Perhaps if you put a cork in your ass that might help but hey Y not just stop bending over for any Tom Dick or Harry that takes your backside with your begging permission.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,066

@previous (Syntax)
Don't feed the trolls, duh

·Syntax — 9.3 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,078

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

u no me by now. I do love feeding dem dumb as fuck Trolls.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #514,080

@previous (Syntax)
Trufax

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