
Jackson executed a nugget for crimes of nuggetry with a "sword" in Jew York.
He turned himself in the next day, but maintains his innocence stating "crime is for nuggets."
(Edited 3 minutes later.)

To buy your own "sword" for the paltry sum of $28.00USD in honor of Jackson's heroic deed visit:
Ye Oldde "Sword" Store
Disclaimer: It's actually a machete, not a sword, but w/e.
@previous (B)
> edgy
Well... yeah. It's a machete.