Topic: In Defense of Bertholomew
+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,412
Bert has been wrongly accused by all of you. He is a wayward soul who simply wanted human company and in his quest for acceptance he inadvertently played up his lesser qualities as that was what he believed we all wanted.
Rather than scorn a man who is down on his luck, you all should use his life experience and downtrodden fate to give a bit more thanks of your position in life. While you feasted on high caloric diets he subsisted on watered down soups from homeless shelters. While you posted from the comfort of your roofs he fought tooth and nail just to get a charge for his phone so that he could share in the TC warmth from the coldness of his tent. While you endlessly mocked and insulted him he went along with it simply to continue the party for all of us even if it was at his expense.
Maybe the time is gone where even the homeless can post on anonymous image boards as equals. It seems the poison known as class has infected even these hallowed places. Whatever the case here's to you, Bert, you were much too good for us fam.
Rather than scorn a man who is down on his luck, you all should use his life experience and downtrodden fate to give a bit more thanks of your position in life. While you feasted on high caloric diets he subsisted on watered down soups from homeless shelters. While you posted from the comfort of your roofs he fought tooth and nail just to get a charge for his phone so that he could share in the TC warmth from the coldness of his tent. While you endlessly mocked and insulted him he went along with it simply to continue the party for all of us even if it was at his expense.
Maybe the time is gone where even the homeless can post on anonymous image boards as equals. It seems the poison known as class has infected even these hallowed places. Whatever the case here's to you, Bert, you were much too good for us fam.
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+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 55 seconds later[T] [B] #513,812
lol nah
+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #513,813
+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #513,819
+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #513,828
Nah. Bert is a decrepit old fool, who fell into the hole he dug himself. His continued unsolicited and unwanted sexual advances are more than enough to leave any female user feeling little to no sympathy for him. Add in some substance abuse, rape threats, threats of violence, and general disregard for anything other users say that goes against his broken perception of the world, especially the moderators. What you're left with is the pathetic shell of a man, who thinks everybody should feel sorry for him, all because he refuses to make amends and get the real help he needs. Bert has been excused for his behavior more than once, only to throw the kindness of people who believed he could change back into their faces. Bert will never find redemption, until he deals with his obvious psychological issues.TL;DR: Cri moar, fagit.
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