Topic: What happens to Bert when he dies?

+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,410

Does he go to Heaven? Does he go to Hell? How about Limbo?

What supernatural deities or forces want his rapesoul?

+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #513,771

Step 1:Eaten by scavengers.
Step 2:Scavengers spread FND to other mammal/reptile/avian lifeforms.
Step 3:World-wide FND pandemic ensues.
Step 4:???
Step 5:Tinychan elite emerge from hiding within REDACTED.
Step 6:New bert/nugget-free civilization begins.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #513,774

@previous (B)
Is this the new plan of the Forced Euthanasia Lobby?

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #513,775

@previous (A)

This is a contingency plan, for the event that bert passes away in a place where FEL agents can not dispose of his corpse before scavengers get to it. FND is not a humane way to eliminate the undesirables, even if they are undesirable. There are simply too many risks involved in plans relying on FND.

If you would like to learn more, please visit your local FEL recruitment station.

+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #513,777

A post-Bert world will be a happier place.

Less rapey too.

+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,806

@previous (C)

i'm starting to think you're in love with the guy. is his rapey side all you think about?

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,807

@previous (D)

Rape and Bert go hand in hand. Unfortunately that fact has killed rape play for me.

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,808

@previous (C)
But wouldn't the fact that you hate bert make it all the more, um, hotter? Isn't that what rape is, having sex with someone you don't want to?

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,809

@previous (D)

That's too much like rape-rape.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,811

when bert dies.........

nothing of value will be lost.

+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,820

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> when bert dies.........
>
> nothing of value will be lost.

Exactly!!!

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,821

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,822

@previous (C)

> being this obsessed

you're starting to be funnier to me than even bert was. are you the one that constantly ragged on him in every single thread about how no-one wanted his rapebabbies??

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,823

@previous (D)

Rape apologists like you should be hanged as well.

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,824

@previous (C)
take a chill pill bro

+Anonymous G — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,829

@OP
He will descend to Gehenna, where the devil will supply him with an unlimited number of black she-male demons to rape his soft, flabby asshole for the next 10,000 years. At the end of that period, he will be told that he may ascend to the next plain of existence, but it will all be a lie: he'll be released into the void where his soul will be snuffed out and vanish into nothingness. Thanks.

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