Topic: Some annoying fly keep flying and buzzing around me
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago #47,316
So I try to swat that motherfucker down
Then that lil fucker say I'm obsessed with it
WTF meng
+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #512,981
Don't be obsessed over a fly meng. Just kill the bastard!
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,983
@previous (Asshole)
thats what im trying to do!
but that lil motherfucker just keep buzzing around and call me obsessed!
if anything it's the one which obsessed over me!
you know what im saying?
+Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,984
If you follow that fly around for over 20 years and stalk it and memorize every detail of its life, then yes, you are obsessed.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,985
@previous (Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA)
> If you follow that fly around for over 20 years and stalk it and memorize every detail of its life, then yes, you are obsessed.
nice assumption bud
·Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,986
@512,984 (Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA)
Just as you are obsessed with syntax, Matt?
·Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,988
@previous (Asshole)
Not Matt.
+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,990
@previous (Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA)
But, are you, in fact, fatt?
·Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,994
·Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,996
@previous (Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA)
Yes you are, fatt Matt.
+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,085
Just get a can of hairspray and lighter. If you burn your home down you overdid it.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,088
@previous (E)
The moderator of my house shud swing the b&hammar and permab& that sucker
·Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #513,091
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Maybe a b&swatter would work better? Unless it's like Mothra size, then a b&hammer or b&tank might be better.
Or you can capture it humanely with a cup or something and then torture it less humanely for the hassle.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #513,100
@previous (E)
I'd rather have that sucker quickly dealt with
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