Topic: I heard a great joke today.
+Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.3 years ago #47,275
A middle-aged, jobless, homeless man who lives in a tent and has to beg for food scraps from the dumpster, got around $1,100 from a tax return. Instead of saving it and using it to find work, shelter, and food to last a while, he blows it in one night by staying in the Ritz-Carlton, eating the finest, gourmet cuisine, and hiring high-priced escort girls. In one night he was destitute again. That's the joke!
+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 51 minutes later[T] [B] #512,638
I think I've already heard this one
+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,641
Technically, half of his refund went to the court. So I can imagine he's broke now.
·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,644
@previous (Asshole)
Because On banned him at the time, he assaulted an innocent woman on the streets and now he has to go to a court mandated anger management program
Because On banned him at the time, he assaulted an innocent woman on the streets and now he has to go to a court mandated anger management program
·Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,647
@previous (B)
Sounds like something Bert would do.
Won't show up to fight a guy, but he'll beat up a woman.
Sounds like something Bert would do.
Won't show up to fight a guy, but he'll beat up a woman.
+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,662
@OPI heard a rather entertaining yarn not too long back as well. It concerned an alcoholic, middle-aged loser whose name will remain Matthew R. Miller, formerly of Lafayette, Louisiana. Apparently, this obese, disgusting pedophile went to China seeking fame and affluence but ended up losing his job after contracting tuberculosis and legionella. Spending six weeks in a filthy Beijing hospital, he then moved out to the notorious third world shit-hole of Kunming, where he was forced to live in extreme poverty for nearly five years, surviving on liquid shit virtually every night. At the end of this hellish sojourn, he fled back to the States to avoid a child-molestation charge; penniless, broke and inches away from total destitution. In the meantime, this vile sexual predator is hanging out on some obscure online BBS, spinning patently false tales of wealth, success and prestige to impress a motley bunch of autistic transsexuals (evidently the only group on the planet with standards low enough to accept his company). The punchline? This fucker actually thinks he's better than FagBert.
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+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,682
That's not a joke.
+Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,690
I find his e-begging the funniest joke of all.
·Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,692
+GaryOak — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,693
Sounds like my future
·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,697
@512,692 (E)
Bert. I just find it hilarious how he begs for some random ass fast food combo for some reason.
I can imagine him going to burger king, disheveled as all hell, crumpled coupon and $5 dollar bill in hand, with the smuggest face ever thinking "I am king!".
Bert. I just find it hilarious how he begs for some random ass fast food combo for some reason.
I can imagine him going to burger king, disheveled as all hell, crumpled coupon and $5 dollar bill in hand, with the smuggest face ever thinking "I am king!".
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,708
+Anonymous I — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,709
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Reminds me of when Autphag bragged about swindling Negi out of a few shekels.
Reminds me of when Autphag bragged about swindling Negi out of a few shekels.
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,713
@previous (I)
I think I vaguely remember that but I don't know for sure because it was all nonsense that was tl;dr
I think I vaguely remember that but I don't know for sure because it was all nonsense that was tl;dr
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,718
+Sophie !MLHqI35Srs — 9.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,723
@512,709 (I)
Uhm to date I have swindled Travis Westphall out of $3,700 over a period of 3 years. Cheers.
Uhm to date I have swindled Travis Westphall out of $3,700 over a period of 3 years. Cheers.
·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,724
+Anonymous L — 9.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,746
@512,723 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
> Uhm to date I have swindled Travis Westphall out of $3,700 over a period of 3 years. Cheers.
is that negi
> Uhm to date I have swindled Travis Westphall out of $3,700 over a period of 3 years. Cheers.
is that negi
·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,750
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