Topic: Bert my fren, don't listen to those hater, drink up like a man
+Bert'z bud — 9.3 years ago #47,234
Those juniors just jealous how you handle the booze like a real man
Keep drinkin meng, double it down
Show those pussibois who's da meng
Don't listen to them how it gunna kill your liver bla bla mumbojumbo
Up yer dosage meng, do it
+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 20 minutes later[T] [B] #512,333
Nah
·Bert'z bud (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,352
Hey Berty dun let yer bud hangin
Lets get down to the drinkin
+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,375
You'd better be planning to slip castor oil into his drink, or something.
·Bert'z bud (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,377
@previous (C)
boy if theres anythin Id slip into my buds cup
thatd only be vodka or tequila
it enhance the drinks flavor and my bud bert can handle that lil alcohol like a man
you know what i mean
·No longer Bert'z bud (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,390
unfuckingbelieveable
that drunkfuck leaving his bud hanging that fucking long
datz not how u treat a fren no sir
fuq u bert go drink and drwon youself to death i dun fukking care anymor
fuq u
·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,399
@previous (No longer Bert'z bud)
The castor oil idea is still on the table.
·No longer Bert'z bud (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,401
@previous (C)
Id upgrade to crude oil if that fucka ever find me again
·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,403
@previous (No longer Bert'z bud)
Whatever gets the job done, dude.
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