Topic: just scored four point four ounces of the good shit..
+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,229
+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #512,264
at least it's not everclear
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,265
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,266
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,267
@512,265 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
jelly..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #512,272
+Beebs !gINgerDI62 — 9.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,284
@OP
Thought you were going sober or some shit. I mean, we all know relapse was inevitable, but I figured I'd point it out.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,286
@previous (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
It is all rather complicated beebs..
one does not simply get sober..
it is kind of like a Nintendo game...lots of pitfalls on the way to winning at the end..
+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,294
@512,266 (A)
It's.. funny.. because.. Graves.. will.. put.. you.. in.. your.. grave..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,295
@512,286 (A)
1. Put down the bottle
2. Get sober
How complicated is that?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,296
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You lack the proper perspective...I am not sure how to bring you to understand..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,297
@previous (A)
I am the one not sure how you keep failing at such simple procedures
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,298
@512,294 (E)
Yeah...Ain't that a hell of a name for pure grain liquor..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,300
@512,297 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
It is not ABCD...It is a bit more complicated..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,301
@previous (A)
it is just 1 and 2, simpler than ABCD
go figure
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,302
it's like I used to do three shot epic cocktails...Then four shot epic cocktails..
Well you know what...Now it's five shot epic cocktails and not far from six shot epic cocktails..
Rome wasn't built in a day...And it did not fall in a day either..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,303
@previous (A)
you liver will fail in a day tho
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,305
you might not understand about epic cocktails..
Each shot of one ninety proof is about two beers...And I down it I one swallow...So a thr3 shot EC is like swallowing a six pack instantaneously... And I usually have more than one..
I used to have trouble typing after a couple of triples...Now I can do okay Even after a couple of five shot deals.
It's a slippery slope..
+Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,306
@previous (A)
Who are you trying to impress, retard?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,307
@512,303 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
My liver is American though...That means it is one of the finest livers in all the world..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #512,308
@previous (A)
and it's soaked in American booze, finest alcohol in all the world
and it's not just 3 shots, but 4 shots, 5 shots, and soon 6 shots
1 finest liver vs 6 finest shots
do the math
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,309
@512,306 (F)
I was not bragging...These people are naive about drikinking I hough and hey av like all I drink is a beer or three and so it ought to be easy to quit...And I was saying it's harder than that..
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,310
@previous (A)
drunkard's excuse
·Anonymous F — 9.3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,311
@512,308 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> American booze, finest alcohol in all the world
LOL!
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,312
@previous (F)
more true than the finest liver bullshit
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,313
@512,308 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
So just keep up the insults...Real helpful..
I should have quit long ago with such fine help..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,314
@previous (A)
you're welcome
hey if it's gunna help i'll "insult" you with these cold hard truth everyday
and free of charge
thx me later
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,316
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
With friends like you...Who needs enemies..
You are the best..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,317
@previous (A)
thank you!
i'm not your fren tho
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,318
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
OMFG...Say it ain't so..
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,319
@previous (A)
yep just gotta spell it out for ya
+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,321
@512,318 (A)
Nobody is your friend Bert. Nobody fucking likes you.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,322
@previous (Asshole)
oooooh you spell it out better than me
·Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,323
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
But I doubt his alcohol filled brain will comprehend what it means.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,324
@previous (Asshole)
trufax
+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,372

Baby steps, huh? Thank you for proving my point, that you will never quit drinking.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,382
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
I quit four hours ago..
(Edited 29 seconds later.)
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,387
@previous (A)
that's not even babby step
toddler step?
fetus step?
sperm step?
·Anonymous H — 9.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,397
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I believe "A Step Backwards" appropriately defines the step in question.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,398
·Anonymous H — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,400
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Sweet, hope you don't mind if I give myself the gold.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #512,402
@previous (H)
Nah you totally earned it
+Anonymous I — 9.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #512,623
I was expecting drugs.
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