Topic: I found a perfect food solution for Bert!

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago #47,207

https://www.mypatriotsupply.com/Articles.asp?ID=455&Click=289627&gclid=CI3YxI60yNICFYGVvAodMyEG-A

check out the mid one:
1 YEAR EMERGENCY FOOD SUPPLY - $1797
1800 servings of meals, snacks and drinks
$1 per serving
Perfect for:
Economic disruption, job loss, epidemic

dude you cant go wrong with a dollar meal!

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+Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #511,969

It would be sensible except he can't store it anywhere really. Although it's hilarious imagining him lugging that stuff innawoods.

For now he's probably better off sticking to beans, rice, peanut butter, and maybe some ramen... if he figured out how to cook. If not then just peanut butter. Forever.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,970

@previous (B)

I thought he had access to storage though?

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,973

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

o0o

Yeah, you're right. He did say something about a storage unit that he's not living in for w/e reason.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,975

@511,970 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
a whole barn

of his fren

I wonder why he doesnt just borrow that barn to sleep in

+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,976

keep my name out of your hateful commie mouths..

I am ashamed to be aquatinted with such filth..

+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,977

@511,975 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

No you don't get it. When he said "cleaning out" he literally meant that he was stealing. He has no friends.

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,979

@previous (E)
See,:@511,976 (D)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,980

@511,977 (E)
oooooooooooh

my bad

@511,976 (D)
not as much as your dad ashamed of you

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+Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,984

@511,976 (D)
You're the most filthiest person here.

When was your last shower? January?

·Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,985

@previous (Asshole)

Last wednesday based on a thread from last sunday if i remember correctly.

·Asshole — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,987

@previous (E)
Ugh.... 7 fucking days? I can't go without one for more than 2 days...

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