Topic: ATTN: BatNugger (URGENT)

+[REDACTED] !UmfzPDX9ts — 9.3 years ago #47,163

I'm more disappointed in you now than I was when the Mayan apocalypse failed to happen.

That aside you're still one of our best operatives and it's not too late to fix the course of history.

The time to execute protocol 27 draws near.

Prepare the cats.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.3 years ago, 10 hours later[T] [B] #511,589

Can't we do it tomorrow?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,591

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

UGH!

...

Yeah, I guess that'd be okay actually.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,593

@previous (A)

Not your tomorrow, my tomorrow. My tomorrow is September, and actually, I don't celebrate Septembers. Better make it November.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,643

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

I'm looking at my itinerary aaaaaannnnndnd I'm not sure I can make November. I'll cancel xmas and NYE to leave Decemeber open though.

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,182

@previous (A)

December is no good, I'll be pelting Christians with animal guts all month long. How about July 2018?

+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,183

stupid post..

+Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,184

batnugget is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,185

@512,183 (C)

Tell us more about how you're scared shitless to quit drinking.

·Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,186

@previous (B)
havent had a drink in a while..
baby steps..

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,188

@previous (C)

Like I'll believe that, you've proven you will never stop drinking.

·Anonymous D — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,190

@previous (B)
I have not had a drink for over an hour!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,199

@512,182 (B)

Totally understand, it's practically a full time job slinging offal at xthians.

Problem with July is my birthday is in July... which means I'll be busy for 30 days and nights renewing the grate pact with his infernal majesty, as custom demands.

@512,184 (D)
This sort of insolence is why TinyChania is bringing back damnatio ad bestias as a form of capital punishment.

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,204

@previous (A)

Of course, what about March, I can move some shit around and make that work.

+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,207

@512,182 (B)
I am a Christian...Come throw something at me motherfucker..

·Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,208

you do not have the balls boy..

+Beebs !gINgerDI62 — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,210

@512,207 (E)
I don't think Jesus would approve of your foul mouth there, Bert.

·Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,211

@previous (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
Jesus knows how the haters are..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,251

@512,204 (B)

As long as it doesn't fall on 3-20, I'm pretty sure we could make it work. Although you're welcome to attend the grater sacrificial rite on the 20th as always. It'll be BYOS (bring your own sacrifice.)

@512,210 (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
Agreed. It's unbecoming of a self-proclaimed Christian gentleman to behave in such a way.

·Anonymous B — 9.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #512,393

@512,207 (E)

I would leave you tied up at the beach, and cover with chum, then let the feeding frenzy begin.

@previous (A)

Of course, we'll schedule it around the 27th. Say noonish, I like to sleep-in.

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