Topic: What if Bert found God?

+Anonymous A — 9.3 years ago #47,152

And became a priest who donates church funds to needy children and women. Would this change your beliefs about him?

+Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #511,378

Yes. Actually, the priesthood is not a bad idea. They would give him a free education, room and board, meals, for the rest of his life.

+Anonymous C — 9.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,382

Then, when the nuns turn him down, he'd threaten rape and violence. Then when a nun asks him about god, he'd threaten to rape him too.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,384

If there's a god and if Bert find it, he will claim he is better than god by challenging it into a fist fight
whether or not he'll actually show up is another question

+Anonymous E — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,386

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nice obsession post

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,387

@previous (E)
I cant talk about Bert in a Bert thread?

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,394

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Yer goin to jail!

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,395

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Bert going to jail

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,425

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,426

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

lol

+Anonymous G — 9.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,453

Supposedly he has faith... maybe he's not all that religious tho?

If he did change I might view him as subhuman instead of an animal.

@511,394 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

But Sheriff!

+Anonymous H — 9.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,525

Are you people really willing to let a known depraved drug addict whose prostituted himself near God's children?

+Anonymous I — 9.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,532

@previous (H)

God should keep a better eye on his children.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,537

@previous (I)
bad parenting rite?

·Anonymous H — 9.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,538

@511,532 (I)
Which is why Bert will never be redeemed lmao. God's will is infallable.

·Anonymous I — 9.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,592

@511,532 (I)
@511,537 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Exactly! I'm not sure why the courts won't do anything.

+Anonymous J — 9.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,594

i m already closer to the lord than all of you peopl..

just saying..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,595

@previous (J)
yeah keep up with the everclear and you will see the god before syntax does

·Anonymous J — 9.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,596

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
if i could.. i would suck gods cock dry.. but don't forget.. boy.. i live in tennessee..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,597

@previous (J)
you live in tents
and god wont give you monie for this

·Anonymous J — 9.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,598

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
i suck dick.. because it feels right.. i would not ask for monney.. Some days.. i wake up with a cock inside of me.. i call those good days..

tent in america..

yep..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,601

@previous (J)

gay/10

·Anonymous J — 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,602

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
of course.. that is why i want to fuck trannys.. and be fucked by niggers erryday.. u just won't try it.. becuase u are scurred..

go figure..

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,696

@previous (J)

Fakebert detected

+Anonymous K — 9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,705

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
not that I have not ever been enticed by an attractive black skinned lady...but..

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,706

@previous (K)

Huh?

·Anonymous K — 9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,708

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
chill...I was just playing around with what one of he goofballs said..

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #511,709

@previous (K)

Lol

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