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Topic: Trucker got arrested!!

+Anonymous A9.3 years ago #47,134

trucker_arrested.png

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #511,197

Godspeed, trucker.

+Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA9.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,199

He was arrested for stealing 40,000 pounds of pizza.

+Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,200

He was probably fucking around on the cb.

+The Trucker9.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #511,207

I never wanted to tell anyone I was trans-racial...... But there you have it.

Although I've always been white, I could just feel the niggerness in me wanting to come out.

Besides, I couldn't let a white person take the blame for what I tried to do, could I?

So, wad up, my niggas?

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,210

@OP
Where the hell are you at anyway?

That's dated for the 5th, and it's only the 4th...

·Fat Nigger !XUH8QdMbvI9.3 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,211

@511,207 (The Trucker)
We wuz kangs brudda!

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,213

@511,207 (The Trucker)
> Although I've always been white, I could just feel the niggerness in me wanting to come out.

This certainly explains why both you want bert to suck your penis and why he's so adamant about meeting you. Fag.

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,214

@previous (D)
Awwwwww, don't b jelly homey, Bert finna suck yo dick too.

So stop crying. Fag.

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,215

@511,211 (Fat Nigger !XUH8QdMbvI)
Yo yo yo!! Black Power mah nigga!

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,218

@511,214 (The Trucker)
Don't you EVER respond to me unless I specifically give you permission, shitlord.

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,219

@previous (D)
Whoa whoa whoa there my lil cracka,
Clam down yo. Yo homeboy Bert got enough lips to swallah yo dick.

Mattah o fack, he finna do a few niggas in yo area tonight. Why doncha give him a dollah to make you hollah whitey?

·Anonymous D9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,222

@previous (The Trucker)

I don't remember giving you permission to talk to me...

Don't respond to this post.

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #511,225

@previous (D)

Come on yo, clam down befo you make yo nose bleed. Ah no how y'all white folks have dose weak hearts, doncha give yoself a heart attack son.

+Anonymous F9.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,285

@511,207 (The Trucker)

Even though you're a subhuman I've decided to make you an honorary whyte person. If you're ever hassled by cops again, just let them know about your "whyte" status, and you'll be back on your merry way in no time.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,286

@511,210 (The Trucker)
@OP
nogod??

+Anonymous H9.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,287

@511,210 (The Trucker)
not my ss..

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,288

@previous (H)

Your what

·The Trucker9.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,293

@511,285 (F)
Oh, thanks..... I couldn't handle talking like a black dude all the time. How the hell do they do it? And I was so worried about these whyte cops shooting me.

Besides, I was getting scared bert might ask for some spare change.

@511,287 (H) Please see: @previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

+Anonymous I9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,294

@511,288 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Screenshot

·Anonymous F9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,307

@511,293 (The Trucker)

I know, bud. You're one of the good ones though.

AFAIK there's no real explanation for the junglespeak.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+TC Nugget Patrol !s6g.ZIiXpQ9.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,310

@511,207 (The Trucker)

Please report to your nearest FND Treatment and Research Center.

·Anonymous F9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,316

@previous (TC Nugget Patrol !s6g.ZIiXpQ)

An FND T&RC, yes, but maybe not the nearest one? IIRC that one is a 'disposal' unit.

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