
Did he drown in a pool of his mother's excrement?
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
You've seriously never heard of Timber Nugget?
@previous (A)
I don't think so, I've had several long periods of absence
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Bedpan Ben, alias Timber Nugget, was one of Fatfuck's long-term sparring partners. During a skype conference a few years back, he had a few too many and revealed that he was an unemployed wastrel who peddled drugs from his mother's basement. Said
mater was (allegedly) an obese invalid confined to her bedroom, from which she never emerged, even to use the bathroom. Ben went on to discuss how he was forced to empty her disgusting bedpan several times a day, and eventually started weeping over how awful his life was. As you can imagine, Fatfuck seized every opportunity to ridicule Timber over these issues, referring to him as "Bedpan Ben" and asking how ripe his Mother's excrement was on that particular day.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
@510,987 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yeah, I guess it is. Y'know, Kook once said that Timber was worth a thousand times more than Matt, because at the very least, Timber was taking care of his family
while Matt was just a parasitic cunt.
@previous (A)
I would agree with that, yes