Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Whatever happened to the Bedpan Fatfuck?
+Anonymous A — 9.4 years ago #47,102

Did he drown in a pool of his mother's excrement?
+Demon Asrael !c/DgSm2ioA — 9.4 years ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #510,909
You mean Bedpan Ben?
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,920
Who
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,945
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
You've seriously never heard of Timber Nugget?
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,948
@previous (A)
I don't think so, I've had several long periods of absence
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,954
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Bedpan Ben, alias Timber Nugget, was one of Fatfuck's long-term sparring partners. During a skype conference a few years back, he had a few too many and revealed that he was an unemployed wastrel who peddled drugs from his mother's basement. Said
mater was (allegedly) an obese invalid confined to her bedroom, from which she never emerged, even to use the bathroom. Ben went on to discuss how he was forced to empty her disgusting bedpan several times a day, and eventually started weeping over how awful his life was. As you can imagine, Fatfuck seized every opportunity to ridicule Timber over these issues, referring to him as "Bedpan Ben" and asking how ripe his Mother's excrement was on that particular day.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,987
@previous (A)
That's sad :(
+Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #510,988
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,004
@510,987 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yeah, I guess it is. Y'know, Kook once said that Timber was worth a thousand times more than Matt, because at the very least, Timber was taking care of his family
while Matt was just a parasitic cunt.
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #511,005
@previous (A)
I would agree with that, yes
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