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Topic: Would Bert be alive to see Christmas 2017?

+Anonymous A9.4 years ago #47,004

Or would this be the year that he perishes?

What would he want for Christmas?

A black dong?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.4 years ago, 29 minutes later[T] [B] #509,944

dead bum cant wish for shit

+Anonymous C9.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,950

you guys have no compassion..i feel ashamed to be a membr of the human race..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,953

@previous (C)
then kys

+Anonymous D9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,956

I hope he doesn't die. His e-begging amuses me greatly.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)


·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,957

@previous (D)
that is more e-tantrum than e-beg

·Anonymous D9.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,958

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

no but i mean like when he's asking for "just 5 more dollars....for a double whopper and fries..." that sort of begging.

it's hilarious to me for some reason.

+Anonymous E9.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,960

Maybe. It's my belief that the original Bert is long dead and the current 'Bert' is no more than a parasite cycling through different self preservation strategies.

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #510,014

Bert is literally Frank Gallagher from Shameless hahahahahha

+Anonymous G9.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #510,027

Bum.jpg@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)

I imagine bert to be more like the bum from ATHF.

+Anonymous H9.4 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #510,031

I am as stout as a damn ox...I am in for the long haul..

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