Topic: Bert, which chair would you sit in?

+Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.4 years ago #46,997

Now, after doing my research regarding your pleasure for the "male anatomy", I do realize this will be a tough decision for you.

+Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 39 minutes later[T] [B] #509,903

It's a trick. You'll be labeled as a fag regardless of which one you pick. I personally hate cake and cocks and would just take the chair, knock the person out that's forcing me to make such decisions and set their body on fire with the candle.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,905

@previous (B)

Wow! Did you think of that all by yourself?

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,906

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

I kind of had it remembered since a lot of people have asked me that question in the pic.

+Anonymous C — 9.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #509,907

@509,903 (B)
Is this you?

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #509,909

@previous (C)

I was Anon B there, as I am here.

+Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,912

@509,903 (B)
What a terribly violent response. Do you perhaps have any non-violent solutions?

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,916

@previous (D)
Nope, any time you're forced to make an insane decision, violence is always the answer.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,917

@previous (B)

So, this is the result of Bert's behavior that because no woman wants him, he threatens to violently rape them?

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,919

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

> everyone is Bert
> being this obsessed with Bert

·Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,920

@previous (B)
Hi, Bert, I'm Wildchild.

@509,917 (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)
It must be. The man thinks violence is an acceptable course of action.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,921

@509,919 (B)
> > everyone is Bert

Thank you for this un-useful information.

> > being this obsessed with Bert

Hey, your obsession is all you. We can help try to get you out of your obsession with Bert, but you have to take the first step. Now, usually, the first thing you want to do is, "Admit that you have a problem."

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,922

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

This Bert topic was started by you, not me. I'm sure all the other topics on here about Bert were started by you as well. Obsessed fuck much?

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·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,925

@previous (B)
Well, technically, if you look at this diagram. I started the posting. You, on the other hand, continue to keep it going.

Thus, rendering you, the obsessive one.

Now, on this side of the diagram, your accusations of myself starting alllllllll the other threads about said subject, makes you the guilty one.

Now, the next thread you start, shouldn't be about Bert. Let's work on that as a start to ending your obsession with Bert.

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,928

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

Nice picshtick and nice madlies.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,930

@previous (B)
Now, tell me about how I just made you mad!

TELL ME! TELL ME! TEL ME!!!

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,933

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

You made me weirded out, not mad. Weirded out by how obsessed you are with this "Bert" poster that obviously knows better than to reply to such a creepy, obsess-filled topic.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,934

@previous (B)
See, here you go again, you brought up Bert. Your obsession with him is eating at you.

My suggestion is, if you want to engage in a sexual, or non-sexual(your choice), relationship with Bert, you should talk to him. Be gentle, but firm, and tell him what it is you want.

Constantly bringing up Bert in all of your posts could be deemed "unhealthy, and, quite honestly, none of us really care.

However, if you are jealous of other people talking to Bert, I'm sure everyone will understand, and quit talking to him, so he can be all yours.

Now, would you like to get a room with him at the No Tell Motel?

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,935

@previous (Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY)

Oh, great. Now you're not only obsessed with Bert... you're obsessed with me. I'm outta here, ya creep.

·Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,936

@previous (B)
Bye, Bert.

·Dr. Sheldon Cooper !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,937

@509,935 (B)
You seem upset. Would you like me to set you up an appointment with a psychiatrist?

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