I signed an executive order I shouldn't have. It was an executive order to make America great again but the emperor put in "only for the top swastikas".
I'm sorry Obama did this. Oh shit he's coming to the oval office. Gotta post this fast. Hope he doesn't come over and ifufvxjdjghgjjfhfgjgjgjjgjgjgjv
Edit: disregard that I suck cocks also Obama is the best person ever he's amazing and totally didn't alter an executive order
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Grate job, but Obama is old news now. It's time to board the Trump train, bud.
Obama: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Donald, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and make America great again.
Donald Trump: [angrily] I'll never join you!
Obama: If only you knew the power of the Left Side. Mike Pence never told you what happened to your father.
Donald: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Obama: No, I am your father.
Donald: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Obama: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
Donald: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Obama: Donald, you can destroy Gorge Soros. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the country as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
Obama is satan according to this video:
https://youtu.be/gKM9fJKVrxQ
Trump is the son of the devil according to this video:
https://youtu.be/r81Q1Ho91qk
therefore these exact words were exchanged