Topic: BERT: LISTEN. VERY. CAREFULLY.

+Anonymous A — 9.4 years ago #46,840

Spend your tax refund on some clothes from Goodwill that you can wear to a job interview. Spend some on some food that can last a long time, like canned food. I know it sucks, but it is just temporary. Join the YMCA if you can, so you have access to showers, and a place to sleep if you need it. Then SAVE the rest in a sock or something. Spend your time applying for jobs, man. Please do not blow that Godsend on booze and hookers!!

+Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 20 minutes later[T] [B] #508,601

@OP

This. It makes a lot more sense than blowing it on booze.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #508,605

@previous (B)
And making sense isnt sth drunkenBert would do

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #508,609

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

True. It's probably a waste of time telling Robert this stuff, but in theory he could surprise us with something besides rape threats and drunken diatribes one day.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 57 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #508,610

@previous (B)
so far the only surprises he had brought us are how he keep hitting a new bottom

+Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #508,621

I disagree, he should network with those hookers and try to get some better clientele. Maybe even move on to white crackhead penises.

+Anonymous E — 9.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,629

Buy a goat. Sell your lawnmower you always complain is broke. The goat will eat your grass and you can milk her. baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,630

@previous (E)
He will get pwned by his own goat

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,637

Do OP's advice before I get a call at work saying Bert died can we donate his heart and then I have to say no because homeless. Also for your goddamn self! You will fucking thank yourself in the future if you start wrangling things together today.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,639

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> You will fucking thank yourself in the future if you start wrangling things together today.

If he was capable to he won't be a fucking homeless bum today

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,641

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Well...............

Eh

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,672

Grate suggestion @OP, just let me suggest one amendment.

> Please do not blow that Godsend on booze, cigarettes, and Wendy's.

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