Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Leave bert alone!
+Anonymous A — 9.4 years ago #46,831
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #508,477
eh he is alone alright
+Dr.Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #508,482
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
As a doctor, I can confirm this.
@OP
>>>2007 +The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #508,484
I'll leave Bert alone if, and only if, the following conditions of Bert are met.
1. Bert becomes a productive member of society.
2. Bert becomes employed, and holds job for 1 calendar year.
3. Bert finds home, and does not fail to pay rent on time.
4 Bert lays off alcohol for 1 year(was supposed to be his NY resolution).
5. Quits his threats of rape and violence, among us elite members of Tinychania.
6. Never, ever, threaten to curbstomp a kitten again.
7. Stop sucking nigger dick for spare change.
8. Takes a selfies of himself(face only), and posts it here, with "Loser" written on his forehead.
9. Quits blaming the world for his failure at life.
10. Learns to realize that women do not want his rapebabies, and that they do not want him, period.
So, with my conditions I have listed, he will fail all of them. So, I guess I'll never leave his fatass alone.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #508,486
@previous (The Trucker)
> all those "requirements"
you must be a saint by comparison.
+Anonymous E — 9.4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,488
@previous (A)
St. Trucker is fair and just. His requirements were also quite reasonable.
+Anonymous F — 9.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,489
@508,484 (The Trucker)
Even though it might seem reasonable at first. I must comply with OP saying that the conditions is too vague. Bert might find loopholes or falacy of accents in said conditions. I suggest you resubmit the conditions lest itll be deniad
+Anonymous G — 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,490
maybe I should just cure cancer and herpes...wow..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,497
@508,488 (E)
> were also quite reasonable
Really? Are they reasonable? Look at the last of them. They're literally telling Bert to degrade himself even further.
> 5. Quits his threats of rape and violence, among us elite members of Tinychania.
spergs out about MUH SAFE SPACE
> 6. Never, ever, threaten to curbstomp a kitten again.
Telling bert how to express himself. I never saw the comment but it was probably just venting rage on a keyboard.
> 8. Takes a selfies of himself(face only), and posts it here, with "Loser" written on his forehead.
Are you serious dude? This is reasonable?
> 10. Learns to realize that women do not want his rapebabies, and that they do not want him, period.
Well, now I know that the shitter is another cuck like namefag and is trying to turn bert too.
Kill yourselves. Bert has issues but all of you enable him so that you may further mock him. What shit people you all are.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.4 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,498
@508,490 (G)
It'd be a good start.
·Anonymous G — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,499
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I will think about it..
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,504
@508,486 (A)
Nope, I'm far from being a saint. But unlike Bert, I refuse to let myself stoop that low in life.
@508,497 (A)
I get the feeling that you are one of two things. You're either a newfag, or a Bert sympathizer.
If you're a newfag, then you have not seen the shit he's said over the last year.
If youre a sympathizer, then you're just an idiot.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,507
@previous (The Trucker)
Again, you say nothing about his exact crimes and only insult. Tsk tsk.
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,510
@previous (A)
Yup, you're a newfag.......
Discussion with you is closed.....
·Anonymous E — 9.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,531
@previous (The Trucker)
Nah, it's just the mad anon.
@508,497 (A)
lolno
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,536
@508,510 (The Trucker)
@previous (E)
You're beating down on someone whose down on his luck. Really speaks a lot about you as people.
·Anonymous E — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,539
@previous (A)
Aww. lol ;p
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,540
@508,536 (A)
He's been down on his luck for years.
Who's fucking job is it to pull him out of it? Not mine!
Hes the one who shoots himself in the foot, and blames everyone else.
So learn some more about Bert before you decide to criticize other people, dickhead.
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 54 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,541
@508,531 (E)
> Nah, it's just the mad anon.
Probably one of Bert's buttbuddies from the Navy.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,545
@508,540 (The Trucker)
If you don't care then why continue feeding him attention and money for his habits?
> not my job to pull him out
it really doesn't seem that way, fam. It seems to me that you love being an asshole with the "moral high ground". in fact, that's it isn't it? you enjoy having bert around so that you know you're not the lowest on the totem pole. how sad...
·Anonymous D — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,559
@previous (A)
> If you don't care then why continue feeding him attention and money for his habits?
I'm not syntax, I don't give him money. He gets it own his own from sucking dick. He's admitted that.
> it really doesn't seem that way, fam. It seems to me that you love being an asshole with the "moral high ground". in fact, that's it isn't it? you enjoy having bert around so that you know you're not the lowest on the totem pole. how sad...
Yes, you're right, I love being an asshole, and will continue to do so.
When you get a higher education, and have as much cash in bank as I do, then we'll talk.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,563
@508,545 (A)
> it really doesn't seem that way, fam. It seems to me that you love being an asshole with the "moral high ground". in fact, that's it isn't it? you enjoy having bert around so that you know you're not the lowest on the totem pole. how sad...
Said while standing on moral high ground
·Anonymous E — 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,565
@508,541 (The Trucker)
Bert was actually discharged for spreading FND on a DDG.
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
OP is simply a noble whyte knight willing to fight for mi'hobos honor. It's not like OP and Bert are adults that can fuck off of their own free will if they find TC upsetting. :(
(Edited 59 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,566
@508,563 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> thinks he can shut me down
keep trying tho, i won't back down on this issue. you and your kind are evil little people who are probably more miserable than bert.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,567
@previous (A)
ey mind steppin down from dat moral high ground? cant really talk to you while youre that high
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,572
@508,566 (A)
So, do you and Bert, like, share a tent? Who sleeps on top of who?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,584
@508,567 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You shall not sway me, shitlord. I know who is right in this argument.
@previous (The Trucker)
How cute, doesn't stop you from being a evil little person. Go ahead and make more fun of the homeless and mentally ill which is exactly what bert is. He doesn't need you enabling his bad behavior under the guise of you trying to "give him some tough love". Kill yourself shitlord.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,587
@previous (A)
I'll take it as you refuse to step down from the high ground
well alright then have fun up there
·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 13 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,588
@508,584 (A)
He's not mentally ill, but it's nice to see he's conned you into thinking he is.
This evil little shitlord will kill himself, but you, shall go first.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #508,593
+Anonymous I — 8.9 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,783
Bump
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,801
Meh
+Anonymous K — 8.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,802
Bert.
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