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Topic: GRATE NEWS: The sun will explode and kill us all...

+Anonymous A9.4 years ago #46,756

professor-farnsworth1.pngIn only like 4,000,000 years or so.

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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.4 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #507,955

Not fast enough.

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,956

Not explode per se but shed its outer layers of matter leaving the dense core as a red or brown dwarf.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,957

@507,955 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Maybe we can speed it up somehow...

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,958

@previous (A)
Throw lots of nuclear material at it?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,961

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Okay, let's just blow up the moon first as a practice run. We'll need to acquire around 30 trillion megatons of TNT. That'll take some time... not to mention actually delivering the payload to the moon.

Scratch that. Maybe it'll be easier if we just drop enough bombs to make sure we have a true and honest nuclear winter. A few humans would survive, but it wouldn't take much to wipe them out afterward. A second nuclear winter could work.

+Dead !Pool..v42s9.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,965

I thought this was Grate News everyone but could not read as Prof Farnsworth

:(

+Anonymous E9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,966

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
shame

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,995

@507,965 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
How about now?

·Dead !Pool..v42s9.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #508,013

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You fixed my brain

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #508,015

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Glad I could help.

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