Topic: Bert Truth!
+Blumpy — 9.5 years ago #46,681
Bert once told me when he had a throat infection he gave himself everclear enemas so he could get fucked up. I asked him why he just didn't go on the street and buy a spike and he said he was no junkie and not sticking anything in his arm. This is a true story!
+Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 50 seconds later[T] [B] #507,299
lol
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,302
> he was no junkie
blantant lie
blantant lie
·Blumpy (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,305
Probably so as when he drinks he is a chronic liar. But I do believe that he laid on a filthy bathroom floor, soiled jeans and skid marked underwear down to his ankles with a molded enema bottle hanging from a towel rack with a hose stuck up his rectum and filled his asshole with everclear.
I would also bet he had a picture of Sandy there to look at while he masturbated his smegma covered dick to orgasm
I would also bet he had a picture of Sandy there to look at while he masturbated his smegma covered dick to orgasm
+Anonymous D — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,314
+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,320
+The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,321
+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,327
lol. wow. One buttchug probably does more immediate damage than one hit of horse.
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