Topic: Have you ever hooked up with someone online?

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago #46,676

I've had amazing luck with finding fuckbuddies online, even in the ghetto ass apartments I used to live at lol.

I've made good friends with benefits before, and they usually just end up being great friends!

Anybody else have luck with casual lovemaking? Any funny stories? I've been working too hard to have any kind of life lately.

A passable trans filipino hooker tried to seduce me one time but I had to politely decline her services, not because I have anything against prostitution, but because I don't personally pay to play. The fun is actually engaging with another human fucking being and forgetting that the world is a series of cold financial transactions for a while with someone that wants to listen to you and genuinely enjoys your presence!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 54 minutes later[T] [B] #507,262

> ghetto ass apartments

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

+WSD !m2cp3rR5zw — 9.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,265

I found the love of my life who I've been together for almost 2 years on Rizon IRC. We'll be moving in together this spring.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,267

I'm currently in the process of forging a relationship with someone I met online. I'm not the type to have promiscuous sex.

+Anonymous E — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,268

@OP

not yet...but maybe one day..

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,269

@previous (E)

Never gonna happen, faggot.

·Anonymous E — 9.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,271

+The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,277

@507,268 (E)
Bert, you suck nigger dick for spare change. You're pretty well a hooker, an ugly ass one, but a cheap one.

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,281

@previous (The Trucker)
Oh god is that really him?

I guess he is a liar.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,282

@507,271 (E)
Pedo detected

·The Trucker — 9.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,284

@507,281 (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
It's not hard to figure out Bert's postings here. You'll figure it out.

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,292

@previous (The Trucker)
No I just thought it was a fake

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,325

I don't want casual sex and I can only meet people online due to my social retardation, and then when I meet someone in a normal non Internet fashion he turns out to be a total Druggy asshole going no where in life so I think I'll stick to meeting ppl online

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,336

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Aw but casual sex is the best sex!

I'm sorry there's a lot of drug-addled assholes where you live.

·Anonymous E — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,342

@507,325 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> I don't want casual sex and I can only meet people online due to my social retardation, and then when I meet someone in a normal non Internet fashion he turns out to be a total Druggy asshole going no where in life so I think I'll stick to meeting ppl online

If I ever had the honor of hooking up with a quality chick like you...It would be anything but casual..

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,344

@previous (E)
> > I don't want casual sex and I can only meet people online due to my social retardation, and then when I meet someone in a normal non Internet fashion he turns out to be a total Druggy asshole going no where in life so I think I'll stick to meeting ppl online
>
> If I ever had the honor of hooking up with a quality chick like you...It would be anything but consensual..

ftfy

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·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,351

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Hahahaha

@507,342 (E)
You lied about leaving therefore you forfeit your right to ever be trusted.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,355

Edit: This post should never have been made.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

·The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,516

@507,342 (E)
Duckster definitely doesn't want your rapebabies pedobert.

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