Topic: We are not safe.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago #46,674

A recent small outbreak of FND was quelled, and the village of "Atlanta" is now safe from FND for another day.(Non-infected nuggets are out of my jurisdiction)
However among the feral nuggets which lie dead and dying, TinyClean-up crewSpR1t3 discovered something... disturbing.
They discovered a nugget that had scales resembling those of the Reptoids. They immediately began recovering the body, when another scaled nugget emerged from hiding, and ran off.
FEL officer B1rs gave chase to the beast for several blocks, until it changed it's appearance to that of a whyte man, and hid among a crowded Banana Republic.
During autopsy of the recovered nugget, we discovered that his genome had been cut, and an unusual genome had been spliced into it's place

It seems the reptoids have turned FND against us, and we must develop weapons to combat this threat.
We have dubbed the new species of feral nugget as Nuggmeleons, and as was previously mentioned, they have the power to take on the form of non-nugget creatures.
As RRM, FEL, and the Tinycouncil scramble to come up with a solution to this new threat, I recommend you buy as many gats and fruit roll-ups as you can.
Trust no one! anybody walking the street could be a feral nugget, just waiting to strike.

I am, at this moment, raising the FND threat level to "Black as shit".
You are recommended to either barricade your homes, or seek shelter at your nearest FND Treatment and Control Center.
We will keep you all posted with updates. Do not be scared comrades, we must stick together in these dark times.

Good luck, and unlimited furtacos to you all.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 day later[T] [B] #507,333

Late last night, Tinybattalion Sierra Papa Romeo India Tango Echo was attacked by a squad of no less than 200 Feral Nuggets. They were able to suppress the attack, while unfortunately losing two of our own Tinycomrades. Who's names are being withheld by the TCSD, until we can determine if their corpses are of threat to public safety. The squad was lead by 4 or 5 Nuggmeleons, one of which, TinyBattalion Sierra Papa Romeo India Tango Echo was able to capture alive but wounded.

TCRTD transported the Nuggmeleon to RRM HQ, where our finest reptoid researchers will squeeze that sacly filth for all the information he's got. RRM Chief Commanding Officer, Anti, has even reported that he will be trying out some newly developed interrogation techniques on the reptilian filth himself.

Check back periodically for updates, or tune into TCNN for more devlopements.

Have a great day, and unlimited furtacos to you all. _{Except Bert.}

+Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,387

A most disturbing development.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,596

We are gaining ground against the reptoid filth. The Nuggmeleons are not making this job easy, though. It seems Nuggmeleons have the ability to communicate with Feral Nuggets in exactly the same way Feral Nuggets do. Needless to say, the throngs of Feral Nuggets are slowing our advances considerably. We are running low on important resources. Such as;

Sprite
Gats
Ammunition
Fruit Roll-Ups
Domestos
Capri Sun
Hentai

Please donate any of these items, that you can. Your local FND Control and Treatment Centers will accept all donations.

We have never faced an FND OR Reptoid threat, at this scale, before. All able-bodied Tinycomrades should do everything within their power to help their fellow Tinycomrades in our time of need.

The good news is: since we are still gaining ground, despite the Nuggmeleon factor, the nameless admin has authorized me to lower the FND threat level from "Black as Shit" to "Steal Your TV Black".

Check back periodically for developments, or tune in to TCNN to receive live footage from the fronts.
Stand strong Comrades, unlimited furtacos to you all.Except Bert

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

+Anonymous C — 9.4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,597

Didn't read

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,598

@previous (C)

I don't give a shit, I was donating Sprite when I read your fucking reply.

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,612

@507,596 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

When dealing with an epidemic of this scale which of those items are chief in importance for the continued survival of individual tinycomrades? I'm assuming they'd be ranked in importance in the order of sprite, gats, ammo, and fruit rolls ups... but the others items listed do have quite a lot of utility too.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,615

@previous (B)

This is one war we were not prepared for. I'll just leave it at that, bud,

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,616

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

That's not a comforting thought. I'll need more sprite to deal with this emotionally.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,619

@previous (B)

Better make a stop by the cat observation area, bud.

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,622

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

Sweet Satan. Has anyone been uhm... feeding those cats we rounded up for the experiment? Not that I forgot or anything.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,623

@previous (B)

You can always count on your pal Bat Nugget, I would never let a kitty starve.

·Anonymous B — 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,625

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)

Phew, that's a relief. I was trying to come up with a cost effective solution for disposal in a worst case scenario and figured maybe cat drones, but them being alive works out better in the end. Really can't afford to damage our relations with cats in a time like this. The reptoids would love to take advantage of strained relations between felines and tinycomrades tho.

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,627

@previous (B)

They'd leap at the opportunity, bud. I think FuckAlms has us covered on feline relations. Satan willing.

+The Trucker — 9.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,635

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
What about Special Agent Boner? Has he been accounted for?

I know he was supposed to be in Sector 7.3, Knoxville Division searching for PedoBert.

I lost contact with him when I had to vacate the area. It was so overrun with nuggmeleons, it was unsafe to stay.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,661

@previous (The Trucker)

Unfortunately, Agent Boner passed away in his attempts to make Tinyvhania a better place. His memorial service will be held at Hime Square, during next weeks ice cream social.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,673

The Reptoids have retreated to regroup. We have been gaining ground, but fear the Reptoids were sent reinforcements from Alpha Draconis. We are readying the land to air Anti-Reptoid Missiles, and powering up the Anti-Nugget Beam. Tinycomrades should prepare for possible nuclear detonations. Any and all care packages are appreciated and still being accepted at your FND Control and Treatment Center.

Thank you, Tinycomrades, check back for updates or tune to TCNN for 24 hour coverage.
Good night, and unlimited furtacos to you all. Except Bert

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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