Topic: Hey

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9.5 years ago #46,673

Ok I got my surgery Thursday and I cried for 8-10 hour straight
On Friday i cried for about 5 hours
And so it went
Now my eyes feel ok but it's still a Lil blurry

OK it was rly Weird surgery. He took an electric toothbrush looking device and started scraping away at my eyeballs and I just had to sit there and watch

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #507,233

I can't wait to put so much mascara on my eyes on a regular basis

+Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,234

nigga why did you fucking cry? lmao, shit's painless nigga

t. had it done 3 years ago

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,235

@previous (B)
Um no. Once the numbing stuff wore off, I was very aware of wounds at the centre of my eyeballs, it also feels like a bunch of sand and eyelashes are in my eyes so I cud not stop crying

·Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #507,236

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

r u serious?? lmao, nigga it's just dry eyes nigga. lyk put some tear drops in nigga.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,238

@previous (B)
Fuck off

·Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #507,239

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
nigga how r u even reading dis nigga? ur eyes takes a week or 2 2 heal nigga

+Anonymous C — 9.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,241

This is why I'd never have the surgery.

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,242

The long term effects when it breaks in are great apparently, sorry it hurt so much, wish I could give you ice cream

·Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,243

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
I used to have worse than 20/200 now I have 20/20 after about 3 or so years of having done it. The only downside I've ever had was that at night light sources have a "starburst" around them. Although maybe that's how normal human vision works, I can't remember.

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+Anonymous E — 9.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,244

@507,239 (B)
Your dry eyes took years to heal tho

·Anonymous B — 9.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #507,254

@previous (E)
Only 1 though.

+Anonymous F — 9.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,319

dick pics look 10x better without glasses.

+Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,329

What it do, nugget. That blurriness clear up?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,334

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
They said that'll take a month but every day the blurry news goes farther away

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,335

@507,243 (B)
Yeah I'm jus used to the night halos cos glasses...

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,339

@507,334 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Good to hear, bud.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #507,424

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Weeeeeeeeèe

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,434

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> Weeeeeeeeèe

"Because that is what you say, when you're having fun. You refer to yourself, and some other people."

RIP, Mitch Hedberg, you silly guy.

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,454

@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
He was the fucking best

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,456

@507,434 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
hahahahahaa

·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #507,480

@507,454 (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)

> I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too.

Truly a grate comedian, in the ranks of comedians like George Carlin.

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